Sheriff Fatman

[ti:Sheriff Fatman] [ar:Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine] [al:Original Hits - Drivetime] [by:] [offset:0] [00:01.61]Sheriff Fatman - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine [00:11.84]Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sheriff Fatman [00:34.83] [00:38.96]Now Sheriff Fatman started out [00:41.25]In business a granny farmer [00:43.64]He was infamous for fifteen minutes [00:45.69]And he appeared on Panorama [00:47.33]But then he somehow got himself on board [00:49.46]The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme [00:52.15]With a Prince of Wales award [00:53.67]For pushing Valium and amphetamines [00:54.88] [01:11.22]Moving up onto second base [01:12.98]Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface [01:15.03]Six foot six and a hundred tons [01:16.88]The undisputed king of the slum [01:19.08]More aliases than Klaus Barbie [01:20.90]The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea [01:22.97]Just about to take the stage [01:25.01]The one and only hold the front page [01:27.22]Fatman's got something to sell [01:28.87] [01:29.87]To the capitol's homeless [01:31.81]At the Crossroads Hotel [01:33.75]For the no-fixed-abodeless [01:35.76]Where you can live life in style [01:37.75]You can sleep in a closet [01:39.60]And if you flash him a smile [01:41.59]He'll take your teeth as deposit [01:43.83]There's bats in the belfry [01:45.87]The windows are jammed [01:48.05]The toilets ain't healthy [01:49.79]And he don't give a damn [01:51.71]He just chuckles and smiles [01:53.71]Laughs like a madman [01:56.00]Born again Rachman [01:57.84]Here comes Sheriff Fatman [02:00.87]With his Valium amphetamines [02:02.79]His sick notes and his phony prescriptions [02:05.51]And just when you thought it was safe [02:08.03]To go back into kitchen [02:09.82]Dead legs and cracked heads [02:11.70]Bunk-beds and breakfasts [02:17.90] [02:33.31]Moving up onto second base [02:34.59]Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface [02:36.05] [02:36.77]Six foot six and a hundred tons [02:38.58]The undisputed king of slums [02:40.71]More aliases than Klaus Barbie [02:42.78]The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea [02:44.57]Just about to take the stage [02:46.65]The one and only hold the front page [02:48.70]Moving up now to take the place [02:50.60]Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface [02:52.65]Six foot six and a hundred tons [02:54.60]The undisputed king of the slums [02:56.67]With more aliases than Klaus Barbie [02:58.70]The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea [03:00.50]In a hatchback from Notre Dame [03:02.58]The one and only Sheriff Fatman [03:05.16]In goes another left hook and now I'm losing my patience [03:09.50]Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations [03:13.52]He's buying up houses for the has beens and helping [03:17.32]From Lands End to South end to Chelsea [03:20.41]There's bats in the belfry [03:22.19]The windows are jammed [03:24.57]The toilets ain't healthy [03:26.08]He don't give a damn [03:27.63]He just chuckles and smiles [03:29.50]Laughs like a madman [03:31.72]Ladies and gentlemen I give you Sheriff Fatman [03:37.90]Sheriff Fatman Sheriff Fatman Sheriff Fatman brainchumps