Bong Tokin' Alcoholics-Kottonmouth Kings

[ti:Bong Tokin' Alcoholics] [ar:Kottonmouth Kings] [al:Royal Highness] [offset:0] [00:01.94]My mission the commission of the dishin out for facts [00:05.44]Cuz when I'm dimin' my rhymin never slacks, never lacks [00:08.37]So get back to the basics and face it. [00:10.51]The American dream ain't what it seems [00:12.30]With lies they've laced it. Can't you taste it? [00:15.13]See they baste it in an imitation butter. [00:17.70]We've ate it and realized it's not nature to mother [00:20.15]Generic like no other, man, f**k big brotha! [00:22.58] [00:23.58]The Kottonmouth King klick. [00:25.13]Are you blind or somethin? [00:26.66]Are you blind to the facts? [00:28.26]You think that this system, [00:29.26] [00:29.83]That this society, sees any [00:31.82]Other color other than green? [00:33.47]Well it's all slave-driven. [00:35.17]The illusion of ownership in America [00:37.65]Property is theft, that's how we livin' [00:39.88]The bong tokin' alcoholics [00:40.99] [00:41.89]The bong tokin' alcoholics [00:44.08]The bong tokin' alcoholics [00:46.66]The bong tokin' alcoholics [00:48.28] [00:49.09]Gettin bent every night is the thing we do [00:51.33]Wakin' up every day in the afternoon. [00:53.58]I crawl out the bed on the way to the shower [00:56.01]Gotta hurry up I got a date in an hour. [00:58.36]Call my boy X on the shower phone. [01:00.77]'What's up, Saint Man, I'm stoned alone [01:03.09]By the way I got the freaks on point [01:05.45]Call up the krew, hook it up. Lata.' [01:07.89]I hung up with X and gave my boys a holla. [01:10.24]D-loc picked up said 'What's up balla?' [01:12.67]Just droppin a dime and time about this party [01:15.14]There'll be a lotta beer and some naughty hotties [01:17.41]I'll call Bobby let him know the plan, [01:19.75]And we'll bounce through in the nitrate van. [01:22.12]We'll take a road trip, 40-sip on the way [01:24.51]Oh yeah X commin' through [01:25.81]With some freaks from the Bay [01:27.23]Bong tokin alcoholics, [01:28.68] [01:29.33]The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it, [01:31.64]The bong tokin alcoholics, [01:33.96]Step back I'm bout to crack [01:35.44]Legalize it! [01:36.11] [01:36.65]The bong tokin alcoholics [01:38.13] [01:38.83]The bong tokin' alcoholics [01:40.98]The bong tokin' alcoholics [01:43.05] [01:43.57]The bong tokin' alcoholics [01:46.06]We drank up a fifth and sparked a bowl [01:48.28]Humble Gods on the radio bumpin' real low. [01:50.66]I reach into the back and pull out the 64, [01:53.13]I took it to the head like a mothaf**kin' pro [01:55.44]Yo, that drink got me on tilt, [01:57.94]Ya better sit down cuz you about to spill [02:00.18]Now we approach up on the corner of the house party [02:02.89]I'm down, I'm told. [02:04.71]Conversation with the krew, [02:05.73]I thought you knew to pass the brew [02:07.49]Tasted kinda freaked, Saint your a** is through [02:09.67]Break out the beer bong man, I wanna get faded [02:12.19]Cuz drinkin' out the bottle is just so overrated, [02:14.55]We got the 22, we're fillin' up on Mickeys [02:16.84]Now what's up you drunk b**ch? [02:17.96]You spillin' on my Dickies [02:19.42]Well boost up the bass, go easy on the treble [02:21.72]And let 'em all know that we some psycho rebels [02:24.00]With our pants saggin', skates in our hand [02:26.31]With our pants saggin', skates in our hand [02:28.66]With our pants saggin', skates in our hand [02:31.20]Now we're rollin' 3 deep [02:32.00]And we don't give a damn [02:33.80]Bong tokin alcoholics, [02:35.23] [02:36.04]The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it [02:38.31]The bong tokin alcoholics, [02:40.67]Step back I'm bout to crack [02:42.05]Legalize it! [02:43.25]The bong tokin alcoholics [02:45.29]The bong tokin' alcoholics [02:47.63]The bong tokin' alcoholics [02:49.50] [02:50.03]The bong tokin' alcoholics [02:52.72]I got the blunts and I got the beer [02:55.03]Daddy X hits skins in the rear view mirror [02:57.20]We walked up to the spot, the keg's our destination [02:59.16]Cuz runnin' local parties is a nightly occupation [03:02.13]I went to get a beer, felt a finger in my back [03:04.26]'Hey I like your shirt', yeah I see it is quite phat [03:06.51]But no time to mack cuz Saint's drunk as hell [03:08.49]He was standin' on the table and he started to yell, [03:11.48]'All the freaks up in the party, [03:13.77]Move around and shake your body [03:16.05]And if you're down with the boys of P-Town [03:18.23]Lemme see somebody get naughty. [03:20.85]Is the west coast in the house? [03:23.14]Then pick it up, pick it up, pick it up! [03:25.65]Well get naughty they did [03:26.89]And these girls start to strip, [03:28.11]Started freakin' on my sh*t [03:29.05]And her boyfriend tried to trip [03:30.25]I said 'You talk sh*t, punk? [03:31.62]Let's step outside' [03:32.88]He put his fists up, I put em on his eye [03:35.20]He got a left to the cheek, [03:36.31]Skateboard to the dome, [03:37.63]I busted out the and took his girlie home [03:39.97]Bong tokin alcoholics, [03:42.37]The Kottonmouth tilt is what we call it, [03:44.76]The bong tokin alcoholics, [03:47.00]Step back I'm bout to crack [03:48.49]Legalize it! [03:49.68]The bong tokin alcoholics [03:51.73]The bong tokin' alcoholics [03:53.75]The bong tokin' alcoholics [03:56.70]Bong Tokin' Alcoholics - Kottonmouth Kings