Ted The Mechanic-Deep Purple

[ti:Vavoom: Ted The Mechanic] [ar:Deep Purple] [al:2CD Slipcase - Deep Purple] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Ted The Mechanic - Deep Purple [00:18.66]Playing pool and drinking beer [00:20.53]Nothin more'n the [00:21.67]Occasional tear [00:22.60]But this man's life goes on [00:24.79]And he gets [00:25.72]Greased all over [00:26.41]From time to time [00:27.42]At the strip joint where we met [00:29.41]He said 'Hi my name is Ted [00:31.73]See that one over there [00:33.16]That ball of thunder [00:34.66]Every time she goes Vavoom [00:38.35]I wiggle in my chair [00:41.73]Can I buy you a beer [00:49.54]What a guy [00:53.97]'I've had a few myself' he said [00:56.35]'But I never quit when I'm ahead [00:58.60]Too many rules and regulations [01:00.79]Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors [01:03.67]And another thing I won't discuss is religion [01:09.61]It always causes a fight [01:12.23]Vavoom [01:14.73]There she goes again [01:16.66]'How does she do that' said Ted [02:33.32]And he told me [02:34.00]Of those unjustices (that) [02:35.20]He had suffered in his life [02:37.07]His wife and kids [02:38.13]And boss and dogs [02:39.38]And neighbours [02:40.32]Raising cain and causing strife [02:43.50]They were forever whining [02:46.19]Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying [02:50.25]Vavoom [02:53.31]He fed them well [02:55.38]He keep them warm [02:59.68]Thing about Ted [03:08.46]He didn't really care [03:10.39]Nothing much got in his hair [03:12.70]And the beauty of it was [03:14.95]That he was right [03:17.02]He was big as a truck [03:18.58]And fast as a door [03:20.01](what's that ) [03:20.58]He was always right [03:21.83]The banjo player took a hike [03:23.64]What's that song [03:24.77]I used to like [03:26.14]Vavoom [03:28.64]He was big as a truck [03:31.14]Fast as a door - Ted [03:33.83]Ted the man our Ted