The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors'-Bonzo Dog Band

[ti:The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors'] [ar:Bonzo Dog Band] [al:The Bonzo Dog Band Vol 2 - The Outro] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Bride Stripped Bare By 'Bachelors' - Bonzo Dog Band [00:00.81]So the boys got together and formed a band uh [00:04.12]F-fate played the straight man and since then they've never looked back [00:08.42] [00:12.34]Hey you lads welcome to club [00:13.61]I've seen you on the telly with your long hair and pimples [00:15.58](pop-pop) [00:19.03]We arrived at the gig looking rough [00:20.97]Not happy we'd all had enough [00:23.44]Of eight hours on the road [00:25.61](blast) [00:28.98]Legs Larry said he "It's the boozer for me dear boy " [00:31.74]"Yip yip yessiry " [00:33.94]And the hotel reception was empty and cold [00:36.83]With 'orrid red wallpaper forty years old [00:39.27]It stank like a rhino house [00:45.01]Mr Slater said "Oh I can smell Vindaloo " [00:47.14]"Oh really " [00:47.91]"No sir O'Reilly " [00:49.23]Hobnob [00:54.62]And we wave to the people who frown [01:00.00]At our hair as we ride into town [01:05.55] [01:16.50]And Chalky and Nozz had set up the gear [01:18.98]In the club where the Dohl Pal Show would appear [01:21.51]In person as themselves [01:23.59](arf arf) [01:24.25]In person as themselves [01:26.73]Then Neil Fred and I played darts for a while [01:29.37]Before we switched on our theatrical smile [01:31.37] [01:32.98]Hey you remember [01:34.36] [01:47.02]Hot dogs on sale in foyer [01:48.29]Eyy [01:49.14] [01:52.59]"You can have a drink in your dressing room lads [01:54.25]But you can't come into club looking like that [01:56.54]We can't oblige Thank you " [01:58.57]"Hey Redneck " [02:01.05]"We've had 'em all 'ere you know Tommy Raye " [02:04.06]"Aye " [02:04.74]"That's a brand new scratch on the piano [02:07.07]Cost you seventy-five quid to put that right " [02:08.80]"Whoa 'oo did that " [02:10.54]"I remember one time--" [02:11.48]"And Buddy " [02:13.38]"Aye " [02:16.93]"Put off all thought though in here dunnit " [02:18.53]"Whoa what " [02:18.88]"Will you take your empty glasses back to the bar " [02:22.13]"Any 'artistes' messing in football will be paid off immediately " [02:24.18]"Hoover " [02:27.36]"It's not for meself lads it's for me daughter " [02:29.97]"Five pints of lager and one Coke " [02:34.42]"You got me lads it's the manager that makes the rules "