The Wild Boar-Flanders & Swann

[ti:The Wild Boar] [ar:Flanders & Swann] [al:The Complete Flanders & Swann] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Wild Boar - Flanders & Swann [00:05.63]If you hear a loud 'whoosh' [00:07.35]In the African bush [00:09.05]And an animal comes to the fore [00:11.46]Who is basically pig [00:13.24]But more hairy and big [00:15.19]You will know you have met with a Boar [00:19.11]You are glued to the spot; [00:20.97]Will he kill you or not [00:22.46]No need to have fears about that [00:24.93]Now he's made you stand fast [00:26.90]And you're cornered at last [00:28.83]All he wants is a nice little chat [00:32.68]But don't be misled; [00:34.30]Soon you'll wish you were dead [00:36.07]That instead he was after your gore [00:41.04]For Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [00:51.23]In monotonous grunts he will tell you of hunts [00:53.92]Where for days he'd eluded the field [00:56.35]He will tell you his sow should be farrowing now [00:59.02]And enlarge on her annual yield [01:01.57]He will say with an air that for brushing the hair [01:04.49]His bristle's the elegant thing [01:06.77]And proudly confide they are after his hide [01:09.55]For no less a man than a King [01:12.90]Then a joke he will try as you stifle a sigh [01:16.55]And deny that you've heard it before [01:20.69]Thinking Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping bore [01:28.09]As you laugh at his jokes (Ha ha ha ha ha ha) [01:30.63]'I'm a popular bloke' he will think [01:33.16]When you're ready to burst [01:35.54]Then 'Hello there ' he'll cry [01:37.74]To each poor passer-by [01:40.37]The ones that have not seen him first [01:45.21]For on sight of the beast they will run to the east [01:48.55]And the north and the west and the south [01:50.97]And long for the day when his head's on a tray [01:54.22]With an lemon to stop up his mouth [01:57.44]They south as they run; [01:58.96]'He's an excellent son [02:00.55]An a wonderful fellow We're sure ' [02:05.32]But Oh Oh what a bore he is what a thundering thumping [02:10.24]Down-in-the-dump-ing [02:10.43](Grunt grunt grunt grunt) [02:12.68]Thumping bore