Big Shot-Bonzo Dog Band

[ti:Big Shot (2007 Digital Remaster)] [ar:Bonzo Dog Band] [al:A Dog's Life (The Albums 1967 - 1972)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Big Shot (大人物) - Bonzo Dog Band [00:05.51]I am the Big Shot [00:14.10] [00:19.37]You heard me right the first time [00:20.93]Name of bachelor Johnny Cool [00:21.96] [00:22.89]Occupation: big shot [00:23.86] [00:25.03]Occupation at the moment: just having fun [00:26.59] [00:28.20]What a party that was [00:29.26]The drinks were loaded and so were the dolls [00:30.99] [00:31.89]I narrowed my eyes and poured a stiff Manhattan [00:34.21]Then I saw Hotsy [00:35.22] [00:37.06]What a dame a big bountiful babe [00:38.99]In the region of 48-23-38 One hell of a region [00:43.12] [00:44.75]She had the hottest lips since Hiroshima [00:46.30]I had to stand back for fear of being burned [00:48.37] [00:50.89]"Whisky wow wow" I breathed; [00:52.37]She was dressed as Biffo the Bear [00:53.87] [00:55.57]In that kind of outfit [00:56.35] [00:57.03]She could get rolled at night [00:59.36]And I don't mean on a crap table [01:01.60] [01:06.99]"It's kind of revealing isn't it " [01:08.04] [01:09.04]"Revealing It's positively risque I like it " [01:10.72] [01:11.58]She said "You're the man of a thousand G's right " [01:13.87] [01:14.41]"A thousand what " I quipped [01:15.65]"Why G-man girls guns guts You're my type" [01:18.52] [01:19.56]"Wrong baby " I slapped her hard "I'm an L-man [01:21.12] [01:22.12]Strictly liquor love and laughs" [01:23.02] [01:24.40]She stared over my shoulder "Play it cool Johnny " [01:27.00]"Play it what " I flipped [01:28.72] [01:29.27]I fought my way up from tough East-Side New York [01:31.33] [01:31.89]Lead-filled socks and sub-machine guns Like this " [01:34.78] [01:40.24]She said "Johnny this is a deadly game [01:42.81]Have a few laughs and go home " [01:44.20] [01:45.07]I shuddered Normally I pack a rod in pyjamas; [01:48.03]I carry nothing but scars from Normandy Beach [01:49.88] [01:50.89]I said "Wrong baby you can't fool me " [01:52.48] [01:53.34]She spat playfully "I'm ahead of you Johnny " [01:55.99] [01:57.15]I studied the swell of her enormous boobs and said [01:59.33] [02:02.08]"Baby you're so far ahead it's beautiful " [02:03.44] [02:48.69]"You you are you're eccentric I like that " [02:50.88] [02:51.70]"Electric Cherie bug off my rocket tu comprends " [02:53.92] [02:54.57]We spoke French fluently [02:55.78]Our lips met again and again [02:58.11]"Yeah yeah yeah " I slobbered [02:59.54]Hotsy said "You're slobbering all over the seat kid " [03:01.83] [03:03.41]I went home late Very late [03:05.68]What could I say to my wife [03:07.17] [03:07.70]"Darling I've been beaten up again" [03:08.99] [03:09.80]Let's face it she's credulous as hell [03:11.48]A punk stopped me on the street [03:14.00] [03:14.52]He said "You got a light mac " [03:16.25]I said "No but I've got a dark brown overcoat "