I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That-Joe Diffie

[ti:I'd Like To Have A Problem Lik] [ar:Joe Diffie] [al:Third Rock From The Sun] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I'd Like To Have A Problem Like That - Joe Diffie [00:13.20]I'm not a wealthy man don't pay for my suntan [00:16.64]I work out in the heat and the cold [00:19.45]Sometimes I'd like to be the big bad wolf [00:22.63]Instead of just another sheep in the fold [00:24.94] [00:25.69]I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinkin' dollar [00:29.18]Cry about a luxury tax [00:31.24] [00:31.99]They won't let him write off his little eighty foot yacht [00:35.36]I'd like to have a problem like that [00:38.66] [00:39.98]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that [00:42.41] [00:42.98]Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac [00:46.47]Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back [00:49.52]I'd like to have a problem like that [00:53.02] [00:59.07]I saw a celebrity talkin' on the TV [01:02.21]He looked like a tall Tom Cruise [01:04.95]He's seein' Sheila and Bambi Linda and Candy [01:08.51]Burnin' both ends of his fuse [01:10.76] [01:11.32]He said he's suffocatin' needs a vacation [01:14.69]He can't find time to relax from all the kissin' [01:18.87]And huggin' the sweet talk and lovin' [01:20.63]I'd like to have a problem like that [01:24.14] [01:25.83]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that [01:28.57]Be a one-man woman jugglin' act [01:31.88]How many can you keep in the air before you lose track [01:36.87]I'd like to have a problem like that [01:40.55] [01:50.60]I'd like to be too rich I'd to be too thin [01:53.97]I'd like to be too young I'd like to be too in [01:57.21]Should I kiss and tell and write a book on my life [02:00.33]How much can I get for the movie rights [02:02.95] [02:03.70]Oh I'd like to have a problem like that [02:07.82]Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack [02:11.19]Should I drag 'em through court or tell 'em to kiss my fax [02:16.06]I'd like to have a problem like that [02:19.36] [02:21.11]Give me those problems [02:22.61]I think that I could solve 'em [02:24.36]I'd like to have a problem like that [02:27.67] [02:45.28]Sure would like to have a problem like that [02:55.64] [02:58.26]Don't know what they're whining about [03:00.69] [03:05.99]Let them get out here and [Incomprehensible] steel for a living