Children's Story-Various Artists/Slick Rick

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:11.49]Uncle ricky [00:12.96]Could u read us a B*d T**e story please o please [00:18.72]Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book [00:25.53]Ya'll tucked in yea [00:28.47]Here we go [00:30.63]Once upon a time not long ago [00:32.70]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:35.34]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:37.77]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:40.05]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:42.33]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said [00:45.03]Me you ty we gonna make sum cash [00:47.43]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash [00:49.83]They did the job money came with ease [00:52.02]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:54.12]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:56.25]Brotha [00:56.79]Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover [00:59.07]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [01:01.38]He said keep still boy no need for static [01:03.99]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:06.27]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:08.55]The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me [01:11.31]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:13.35]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:15.99]I'll do years if I pull this trigga [01:17.94]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:20.37]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:22.92]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:25.17]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:27.66]Looked around good and from expectations [01:29.85]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:32.43]But she was coming and he made a left [01:34.59]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:36.93]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry [01:39.57]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:41.88]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:44.34]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:46.65]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:48.84]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:51.42]He said I need bullets hurry up run [01:53.64]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:56.16]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:58.32]Then he dipped into a car a stolen nova [02:00.90]Raced up the block doing 83 [02:03.21]Crashed into a tree near university [02:05.64]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:08.00]Rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered [02:10.41]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:12.81]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:15.24]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead [02:17.19]He told the cops back off or honey here's dead [02:20.13]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:22.05]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:24.57]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:27.21]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:29.64]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:31.65]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:33.93]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:36.51]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:39.00]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:41.28]Just another case about the wrong path [02:43.62]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast [02:47.19]Good night [02:52.95]Oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd [03:36.96]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast [03:44.25]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite