Army-Ben Folds

[ti:Army] [ar:Ben Folds] [al:The Unauthorized Biography Of ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.65]Well I thought about the army [00:03.03]Dad said son you're f**king high [00:05.84]And I thought yeah there's a first for everything [00:09.56]So I took my old man's advice [00:12.43]Three sad semesters [00:14.20]It was only fifteen grand spent in bed [00:18.04]I thought about the army [00:20.36]I dropped out and joined a band instead [00:24.24] [00:33.67]Grew a moustache and a mullet [00:36.11]Got a job at chic-fil-a [00:38.99]Citing artistic differences [00:42.26]The band broke up in may [00:44.51]And in june reformed without me [00:47.13]And they'd got a different name [00:49.88]I nuked another grandma's apple pie [00:53.13]And hung my head in shame [00:56.16] [01:00.71]I've been thinking a lot today [01:03.14] [01:06.27]I've been thinking a lot today [01:08.52] [01:12.71]Oh I think I'll write a screenplay [01:16.42] [01:18.11]Oh I think I'll take it to LA [01:21.92] [01:23.29]Oh I think I'll get it done yesterday [01:27.29] [02:28.55]In this time of introspection [02:30.93] [02:31.48]On the eve of my election [02:33.67] [02:34.29]I say to my reflection [02:36.79]God please spare me more rejection [02:39.67]'Cause my peers they criticize me [02:42.48]And my ex-wives all despise me [02:45.18]Try to put it all behind me [02:47.86]But my redneck past is nipping at my heels [02:52.96] [02:56.14]I've been thinking a lot today [02:57.83] [03:01.21]I've been thinking a lot today [03:03.27] [03:06.39]I've been thinking a lot today [03:08.64] [03:12.52]I thought about the army