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[ti:更奇怪的事情都发生过] [ar:杨呈伟] [al:The Wedding Banquet/Songs From The Musical] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]更奇怪的事情都发生过 - 杨呈伟
以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:07.09]You need a man
你需要一个男人 [00:08.01] [00:09.20]A man with no wife
没有妻子的男人 [00:10.30] [00:10.92]A man who would wed you
一个愿意嫁给你的男人 [00:12.69]But not for love and not for life
不是为了爱也不是为了生活 [00:15.62]You need a man
你需要一个男人 [00:16.57] [00:17.44]Who's financially secure
谁有经济上的安全感 [00:19.23]And who you're sure can resist your allure
你确定谁能抵抗你的诱惑 [00:23.07]And stick to the plan
按计划行事 [00:24.43] [00:25.45]I know just the man
我认识那个人 [00:27.87] [00:29.78]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [00:32.91]It happens every day
每天都是如此 [00:36.02] [00:36.54]You says your vows he buys a ring
你许下誓言他买了戒指 [00:39.99]You get your green card and the thing just goes away
你拿到绿卡一切都烟消云散 [00:46.80]Who cares you're almost strangers
谁在乎呢你们形同陌路 [00:50.22]Most married couples are
大多数结了婚的夫妻 [00:52.75]Strange but true
奇怪却真实 [00:53.75]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [00:57.23]This one just happens to be happening to you
这一次恰好发生在你身上 [01:03.54]I need a man
我需要一个男人 [01:04.55] [01:05.68]A man with a heart
一个有心的男人 [01:06.82] [01:07.47]I don't need a husband
我不需要丈夫 [01:09.12]But just a man to play the part
但我只是一个普通人 [01:12.08]I need a man with a sensible mind
我需要一个理智的男人 [01:15.63] [01:16.14]One who's inclined when a friend's in a bind to do what he can
一个在朋友陷入困境时竭尽所能的人 [01:20.99] [01:22.01]You are just the man
你就是我的真命天子 [01:24.71] [01:26.28]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [01:29.80]I think it might be fun
我觉得可能会很有趣 [01:33.18]A cake a priest a tux a dress
一个蛋糕一个牧师一件燕尾服一条裙子 [01:36.37]And we invite the I.N.S.
我们邀请移民局 [01:39.53]And then it's done
然后就结束了 [01:43.45]It couldn't be more normal
再正常不过了 [01:46.72]For once in your life it won't be queer [01:50.27]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [01:53.80]This one just happens to be happening right here
这一次就发生在这里 [01:57.95]No way wei-wei
没办法伟伟 [01:59.23]No how
怎么可能 [02:00.96]No way will wei-wei be wei-wei gao
绝不可能成为高伟伟 [02:04.16]Not a prayer not a chance
不是祈祷也不是机会 [02:07.35]I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
我永远不会做你的舞伴 [02:10.39]So let it go I say no
所以放手吧我拒绝你 [02:14.34]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [02:17.65]It even might be fun
可能会很有趣 [02:20.57] [02:21.17]A cake a priest a tux a dress
一个蛋糕一个牧师一件燕尾服一条裙子 [02:24.43]And we invite the I.N.S. and then it's done
我们邀请移民局的人来调查这件事 [02:31.46]It couldn't be more normal
再正常不过了 [02:34.76]For once in your life it won't be queer [02:38.53]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [02:41.77]This one just happens to be happening right here
这一次就发生在这里 [02:45.86]I can shack up in your basement
我可以住在你的地下室 [02:47.55]You won't even have to court me
你甚至不用向我献殷勤 [02:49.09]We'll pretend we're man and wife
我们会假装我们是夫妻 [02:50.63]Until they say they won't deport me
直到他们说不会驱逐我 [02:52.76]We'll just throw a little wedding
我们会举办一场小小的婚礼 [02:54.52]With some flowers and a blessing
鲜花和祝福 [02:55.84]Send some pictures to your parents
发几张照片给你父母看看 [02:57.69]So your mom will stop obsessing
这样你妈妈就不会再沉迷于 [02:59.60]And a stupid little wife will always be the perfect cover
愚蠢的妻子永远是完美的掩护 [03:02.65]When it's business bring the woman
做生意的时候带上那个女人 [03:04.45]When it's shopping bring the lover
购物的时候带上你的爱人 [03:06.58]And what's better than the fact
还有什么比这更好的呢 [03:07.76]We get your parents off our backs is with a wife and filing jointly
我们让你的父母离我们远点带着你的妻子和文件一起提交 [03:11.22]You'll save oodles on your taxes
你可以省下一大笔税 [03:14.33] [03:14.90]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [03:18.22]I guess it's not a sin
我想这不是罪孽 [03:21.46]I say I do you say you do
我说我愿意你说你愿意 [03:24.94]Although you don't but when it's through
虽然你没有但当一切结束时 [03:27.46]We all can win
我们都能胜利 [03:31.79]We plan the perfect wedding
我们计划一场完美的婚礼 [03:35.35]And then the best divorce
然后最好的办法就是离婚 [03:37.51]And then we're free
然后我们就自由了 [03:38.71]Stranger things have happened
奇怪的事情发生了 [03:42.09]This one just happens to be happening to
这一次恰好发生在 [03:45.64]Me
我 [03:45.83] [03:47.02]To me
对我来说 [03:48.81]To me
对我来说