Church-T-Pain

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.06]I went to church last Sunday [01:17.91]So I could sing and pray [01:31.83]But something quite unusual [01:35.64]Happened on that day [01:38.82]Now church it started right on time [02:01.56]Just like it does without a doubt [02:04.77]And everything was all just fine [02:06.30]Except when it came time to let us out [02:10.80]You know the preacher he kept preaching [02:11.85]He told us I have one more thing to say [02:13.11]Children before you think of leaving [02:14.94]You better think about the judgment day [02:16.86]Now everyone got nervous [02:18.66]Because everyone was hungry too [02:20.64]And everyone was wondering [02:22.98]What was the next thing he would do [02:26.19]And the preacher he kept preaching [02:28.14]He said now I'll remind you if I may [02:30.54]You all better pay attention [02:31.92]Or I might decide to preach all day [02:33.66]And now everyone was getting so hungry [02:35.19]That the old ones started feeling ill [02:38.52]And the weak ones started passing out [02:43.32]And the young ones they could not sit still [02:47.70]And the preachers voice rose higher [02:49.68]So I snuck up on the balcony [02:52.62]And I crept into the choir [02:53.82]And I begged them brothers sisters help me please [02:55.83]I said when I give you a signal [02:58.62]I said when I raise up my hand [03:01.92]Won't you please join with me together [03:05.31]And praise the lord I have a plan [03:07.65]And the preacher he kept preaching [03:09.93]Long is the struggle hard the fight [03:12.48]And I prayed father please forgive me [03:29.79]And then I stood up and with all my might [03:36.09]I sang [03:36.99]To the lord let praises be [03:44.10]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [03:47.49]We've got some beans and some good cornbread [03:50.79]And I listened to what the preacher said [03:52.74]Now its to the lord let praised be [03:57.90]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [03:59.70]Yes and I did give a signal [04:02.31]Yes and I raised up my hands [04:05.76]And then joined with me the choir [04:15.27]Yes every woman child and man [04:18.26]They sang [04:19.38]To the lord let praised be [04:21.26]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [04:22.89]We've got some beans and some good cornbread [04:24.33]And I've listened to what the preacher said [04:29.79]Now its to the lord let praised be [04:33.45]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [04:36.60]And the preacher he stopped preaching [04:37.74]And a hush the church did fill [04:39.12]And then a great white dove from up above [05:12.24]Landed on the window sill [05:16.23]And the dove flew down beside him [05:21.84]And a fork appeared right in his hand [05:25.98]And with everybody watching [05:27.81]The preacher ate that bird right there and then [05:29.04]And now everyone got really nervous [05:31.17]And the preacher he did start to glow [05:34.71]And as we watched in disbelief [05:42.03]These were the words he spoke [05:45.60]He said now mamas in the kitchen [05:51.24]And she's been there all day [06:13.71]And I know she's cooking something good [06:16.38]So let's bow our heads and pray [06:21.09]And he sang [06:41.07]To the lord let praises be [06:43.56]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [06:45.06]We've got some beans and some good cornbread [06:46.77]Now listen to what the preacher said [06:49.53]He said to the lord let praised be [06:51.30]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [06:52.56]And the moral of this story [06:55.23]Children it is plain but true [06:57.90]God knows if a preacher preaches long enough [06:59.31]Even hell get hungry too [07:00.03]And hell sing [07:00.72]To the lord let praises be [07:02.10]Its time for dinner now let's go eat [07:04.05]We've got some beans and some good cornbread [07:05.85]Now listen to what the preacher said [07:07.41]He said to the lord let praised be [07:08.64]Its time for dinner now let's go eat