刚刚好Ⅱ-郭德纲/刘刚

[ti:刚刚好Ⅱ] [ar:郭德纲/刘刚] [al:刚刚好Ⅱ] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]刚刚好Ⅱ - 郭德纲 (Degang Guo)/刘刚 [00:01.49]你呀 干点正事吧 [00:03.13] [00:03.82]整天到晚的啊 [00:06.04]你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有 [00:08.51] [00:09.22]你看看人家 开好车的买大楼房 [00:12.43]你看看你 你是一无所有 [00:15.01] [00:15.54]你脚下的地在抖 你身边的水在流 [00:18.52] [00:19.51]你爸爸姓崔 [00:20.85]你爸爸叫贱 [00:21.71] [00:23.34]2006 年火了的这个人 [00:27.94] [00:30.04]有人预计他红不过年根 [00:33.33] [00:36.72]年头到年尾和官司有缘分 [00:41.65] [00:43.71]依然红火他艺多不压身 [00:46.95] [00:50.26]床前依然明月光 [00:51.91]疑似一片地上霜 [00:53.54]举头总得望明月 [00:55.17]我名还叫郭德纲 [00:57.08] [00:58.05]人干点好事总想让鬼神知道 [01:00.28] [01:00.86]干坏事总以为鬼神不知道 [01:02.95] [01:03.71]我们呐太让鬼为难了 [01:05.93] [01:07.43]娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹 [01:09.92] [01:10.69]演个丫鬟要投怀送抱 [01:13.20] [01:14.05]是非恩怨没有征兆 [01:16.94]不过争得是个龙套 [01:19.18] [01:21.00]娱乐圈里装着炸药 [01:23.68] [01:24.40]今天翻脸明天报料 [01:26.67] [01:27.76]旧人在哭新人在笑 [01:30.63]赚得还是百姓腰包 [01:33.02] [01:33.56]刚刚好 [01:35.30] [01:36.82]我名气小 [01:38.13] [01:40.31]刚刚好 [01:41.69] [01:43.57]我胆子小 [01:44.73] [01:48.95]三教九流各行各业 [01:50.92]他的工作都对社会有意义 [01:53.12] [01:53.64]那怕是一个赶大车送菜的 [01:55.73] [01:56.40]驾驾驾 喔喔喔 [01:58.67] [01:59.59]我看着很羡慕啊 [02:00.68] [02:01.18]我想夸他两句 [02:02.08] [02:02.96]谁是我儿子 喔喔喔 哎呀 [02:06.23] [02:06.80]给人民带来快乐 [02:08.44] [02:09.33]谁给谁带来了快乐 [02:11.27]最起码我快乐了很多 [02:12.76] [02:13.74]谁是我孙子 [02:14.58] [02:15.21]喔喔喔哎呀喝 这位不长记性 [02:18.77] [02:19.33]谁是王八 [02:19.98] [02:21.78]他说什么呀 他提着鞭子过来了 [02:24.10] [02:24.71]他来抽你 [02:25.41] [02:26.26]他有不厚道的一面 [02:27.47] [02:28.93]周董 and 了费玉清 [02:31.31] [02:32.56]孟广美 sorry 了众网民 [02:34.96] [02:35.72]偷拍伤了阿娇的心 [02:38.26] [02:39.39]张钰她睡觉睡出了名 [02:41.89] [02:42.67]鹏菲生了一个小千金 [02:45.16] [02:46.21]张柏芝也跟着怀了孕 [02:48.63] [02:49.39]石头疯了四两拨千斤 [02:52.49]整容整到了范冰冰 [02:54.84] [02:55.49]刚刚好 [02:57.01] [02:58.71]我没怀孕 [02:59.91] [03:02.31]刚刚好 [03:03.54] [03:05.30]我没拍电影 [03:06.77] [03:11.18]遇事你别老往上看 [03:12.70] [03:13.42]你得往下看 [03:14.45] [03:15.38]怎么往下看 [03:16.32] [03:17.01]比如说啊 做买卖你赔钱了 [03:19.13] [03:19.70]那还有跳楼的呢 [03:20.95] [03:21.78]看着他你不是很快乐吗 [03:24.04] [03:24.60]诶 没错 [03:25.55]你这儿生一闺女 你恨得慌 [03:27.55]那还有没孩子的呢 [03:28.77] [03:29.32]啊 [03:29.55] [03:30.21]你那失业了这边还有失身的呢 [03:32.65] [03:33.75]这没什么可比性啊 [03:34.92] [03:35.45]你想 你媳妇不要你了 [03:37.34]她也没要我啊 [03:38.30] [03:39.58]娱记们乱点着鸳鸯 [03:42.25] [03:42.97]钻石李 baybay 了李湘 [03:45.84]世界杯喊哑了黄健翔 [03:48.67] [03:49.20]要选秀最好学师洋 [03:51.27] [03:53.17]宪哥主持到了中央 [03:55.85] [03:56.65]祖德要变性穿女装 [03:59.31] [03:59.89]老太太死咬着赵忠祥 [04:02.27] [04:02.78]隐私被博客全暴光 [04:05.04] [04:05.59]刚刚好 [04:07.27] [04:08.91]我没乱讲 [04:10.12] [04:12.58]刚刚好 [04:13.75] [04:15.93]我还正常 [04:17.02] [04:20.56]早上四点就得起 出去练轻功去 [04:23.38] [04:24.15]刚一出去 警察过来了 [04:26.07]嗨 喊我 我心里不亏啊 [04:28.80] [04:29.46]我没犯事啊 干嘛啊 [04:31.37] [04:31.93]晨练都不许嘛 [04:33.01] [04:33.61]许 回去把裤子穿上 [04:35.69] [04:37.67]干什么也没有光着出来的 [04:39.66]起猛了 [04:40.33] [04:41.63]到底为什么我们有点厌倦 [04:46.20] [04:48.34]到底怎样明星才能成仙 [04:51.66] [04:55.21]得道去西天 [04:56.58] [04:58.52]能不能还要脸 [04:59.94] [05:02.15]刚刚好 [05:02.74] [05:03.45]我没疯癫 [05:05.32] [05:09.01]刚刚好 [05:09.57] [05:10.35]我有于谦 [05:12.12] [05:15.81]刚刚好 [05:16.39] [05:17.11]就快过年 [05:18.98] [05:21.38]哎 干嘛呢你 [05:22.85] [05:23.36]逮那个飞机拉线的