You Can Have Her-Sir Mix-A-Lot

[ti:You Can Have Her] [ar:Sir Mix-A-Lot] [al:Return of the Bumpasaurus] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]You Can Have Her - Sir Mix-A-Lot [00:02.12]All this ill sh*t [00:03.10]This f**king Sir Mix-A-Lot sh*t [00:04.75]What the f**k is this sh*t [00:06.09] [00:06.80]See the sh*t's video [00:07.81]'PUT IT ON THE GLASS ' [00:09.37] [00:10.35]'Put yo TITTIES on the glass' [00:12.64] [00:13.22]This is like a pick-up line: [00:14.58]'How you doing [00:15.63]I was wondering [00:16.48]Could you put yo BIG F**KIN TITTIES on the glass ' [00:20.60] [00:21.28]'No I don't wanna go to a movie [00:22.93]Could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS ' [00:25.54]'Put your titties on the glass' [00:28.00]What happened to 'How ya doing [00:29.60]Whatcha doing later Let's catch a movie' [00:31.90]No 'Put 'em on the glass' [00:34.24]'Put em on the f**king glass' [00:36.13]What the f**k is this sh*t [00:37.57] [00:39.11]The girls got on bikinis he got a fur coat on [00:41.71] [00:42.57]What the f**k is the weather like in Seattle [00:44.77] [00:46.83]All my ex's eat this one [00:48.33]You can have her [00:49.31] [00:50.67]You can have her [00:52.08] [00:52.65]You can have her [00:53.71]You can have her [00:54.64] [00:55.61]You can have her [00:56.57] [00:57.27]You can have her [00:58.12]You can You can [00:58.98] [01:00.14]You can have her [01:01.15] [01:01.75]You can have her [01:02.70]You can You can [01:03.72] [01:04.86]I used to have this girl let's say her name was Mona [01:07.68]Mona fine young sugar coming out of Arizona [01:10.03] [01:10.67]5 ft 6 straight thick with a switch [01:12.56]And a set of them juicy-a** lips [01:15.18]Kinky just like me [01:16.53]She can take a straight gee [01:17.57]And put him down for the count 1 2 3 [01:19.76]Needless to say I was kicking it [01:21.48]Cause I know when I'm the only one getting it [01:23.90]But ooh things change when you don't maintain [01:26.67]The same game you got her with mayn [01:28.73]Flew back home and I was slipping [01:30.72]Cause as soon as I left another brother starts spitting [01:33.54]Throwing drag about wanting a family [01:35.59]Trying to front because he wanna be manly [01:37.69]Telling my girl how I'm playing my field [01:39.92]Boy you'se a jake for real [01:41.37] [01:42.00]Now a player I like but you know I can't stand no snitch [01:44.89]Trying to front like he rich [01:46.49]Done shot your credit cause you bought you a new E [01:49.09]320 and you wanna be a hoe like me [01:51.79]Now you done salted my game [01:53.22]Told my girl I'm a player and you bought her a ring [01:55.67]You paid a lotta money just to grab her [01:57.83]I'ma tell you like this trick: you can have her [02:00.61]You can have her [02:01.67] [02:03.57]You can have her [02:04.50] [02:05.23]You can have her [02:06.24] [02:08.16]You can have her [02:09.16] [02:09.72]You can have her [02:10.76] [02:12.08]You can have her [02:13.64] [02:14.34]You can have her [02:15.35] [02:18.99]I gotta do what I gotta do [02:20.29]Baby girl's through so I need something new [02:22.40]You can't keep a good mack down [02:24.93]I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town [02:27.91]5'9" with dimples [02:29.37]Caramel skin straight fine hella tight no pimples [02:32.21]Thinking my game was concrete [02:33.92]But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes [02:36.47]Especially the ones who wanna settle down [02:38.61]Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown [02:41.19]Just the kinda man you wanted ain't it honey [02:43.36]A big buff dumb-a** fool with hella money [02:45.75]Down to spend till his knees bend [02:47.54]Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind [02:50.28]And my girl gets mad cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to [02:53.66]Plus I'm a boaster [02:54.81]Shagging up too damn quick now she's looking for a sugar daddy [02:57.67]Just to get a '96 Caddy [02:59.45]A big truck she found [03:00.77] [03:01.29]You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns [03:03.50] [03:04.05]He never had nothing thicker than a cheerleader [03:06.12]Now he got juice so he eats her [03:08.10]And treats her to a big wad of cash [03:10.36]Too weak so she left his a** [03:11.96]You can have her [03:13.20]You can have her [03:14.18] [03:16.13]You can have her [03:17.13] [03:17.84]You can have her [03:18.75] [03:20.81]You can have her [03:21.63] [03:22.36]You can have her [03:23.27] [03:25.33]You can have her [03:26.13] [03:27.00]You can have her [03:27.73] [03:29.76]You can have her [03:30.82] [03:32.63]Just rolling by the Playboy Mansion [03:34.34] [03:35.40]I got me a I got me a I got me a I got me a [03:39.78]Young bunny young bunny in La-La Land [03:42.43]Wanna get freaky with the papa man [03:44.39]I smack her to the front I smack her to the back [03:46.67]I smack it with the whiffle ball bat remember that [03:49.02]One happy black man I be [03:51.24]When my L A bunny wanna trip with me [03:53.89]Her name is Teresa [03:54.97] [03:55.57]She was freakier than me but I figured I could please her [03:58.32]She had the long braids [04:00.04]Chocolate sister loved to cuff men like slaves [04:02.70]Arrived at the house at last [04:04.50]Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass [04:07.13]Provocative artwork around me [04:09.03] [04:09.70]Four pink slippers on the floor surround me [04:11.60]One pair's for her the other pair's for who [04:14.03]Plus she only lives in a one bedroom [04:15.93]Well hm it might be on [04:17.95]Ménage-à-trois open la bouche taste la bomb [04:20.76]Teresa's roommate walks in [04:22.53]6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-a** grin [04:25.38] [04:25.96]You can have her [04:26.72]You done brought a big-a** man up in the room [04:29.00] [04:29.57]Girl what's wrong with you [04:30.81] [04:32.04]Honey that is gay [04:32.94] [04:34.07]Yo partner you can have her [04:35.32] [04:35.89]Cause I don't want none of y'all [04:37.22] [04:38.45]3's Company if you know what I'm saying [04:40.35]Yeah [04:40.96] [04:42.63]Put it on the danceflo' [04:43.60] [05:01.07]Bring it back