Nobody Makes A Pass At Me-Harold Rome

[ti:Nobody Makes A Pass At Me] [ar:Harold Rome] [al:Pins and Needles * (Featuring Barbra Streisand)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nobody Makes A Pass At Me - Harold Rome [00:06.92]I want men that I can please [00:09.29] [00:10.14]That I can squeeze that I can tease [00:12.87] [00:14.16]Two or three or four or more [00:17.52]What are those fools waiting for [00:20.34] [00:21.87]I want love and I want kissing [00:24.34] [00:25.45]I want more of what I'm missing [00:28.01] [00:28.88]Nobody comes knocking at my front door [00:32.61]What do they think my knocker's for [00:35.81]If they don't come soon there won't be anymore [00:39.66] [00:42.85]What can the matter be [00:46.46] [00:48.53]I wash my clothes with Lux [00:50.02] [00:50.55]My etiquette's the best [00:52.29] [00:53.17]I spend my hard-earned bucks [00:55.60]On just what the ads suggest [00:57.64] [00:58.33]Oh dear what can the matter be [01:02.64] [01:03.70]Nobody makes a pass at me [01:07.81] [01:08.70]I'm full of Kellogg's bran [01:10.26] [01:11.74]I eat grape nuts on the sly [01:13.17] [01:14.29]The date is on the can [01:16.04]Of the coffee that I buy [01:18.36] [01:19.06]Oh dear what can the matter be [01:22.96] [01:24.15]Nobody makes a pass at me [01:28.22] [01:29.39]Oh Beatrice Fairfax [01:31.98]Give me the bare facts [01:34.23]How do you make them fall [01:36.76] [01:38.87]If you don't save me [01:41.37]The things the Lord gave me [01:44.03]Never will be any use to me at all [01:48.25] [01:49.17]I sprinkle on a dash [01:50.68] [01:51.53]Of Fragrance d Amour [01:53.26] [01:54.24]The ads say Makes Men Rash [01:56.24] [01:56.93]But I guess their smell is poor [01:58.93] [01:59.62]Oh dear what can the matter be [02:03.69] [02:04.26]Nobody makes a pass at me [02:09.02]I use Ovaltine and Listerine [02:11.71]Barbasol and Musterole [02:12.92] [02:13.58]Lifebuoy soap and Flit [02:14.80] [02:15.46]So why I not got it [02:17.08] [02:17.95]I use Coca-Cola and Marmola [02:20.58]Crisco Lesco and Mazola [02:22.09]Exlax and Vapex [02:23.18] [02:24.26]So why ain't I not got sex [02:26.01] [02:27.01]I use Albolene and Maybelline [02:28.97] [02:29.51]Alka-Seltzer Bromo-Seltzer [02:31.66]Odorono and Sensation [02:33.38] [02:34.45]So why ain't I not got fascination [02:39.79] [02:40.78]My Girdles come from Best [02:42.95] [02:44.25]The Times ads say They're Chick [02:45.69] [02:46.57]And up above I'm dressed [02:47.85] [02:48.56]In the brassier of the week oh [02:51.12] [02:51.94]Oh dear what can the matter be [02:55.44] [02:56.67]Nobody makes a pass at me [03:00.78] [03:01.84]I use Pond's on my skin [03:04.34]With rye-crisp I have thinned [03:05.94] [03:06.65]I get my culture in [03:08.21] [03:09.12]I began Gone With The Wind [03:10.73] [03:11.95]Oh dear what can the matter be [03:15.88] [03:17.11]Nobody makes a pass at me [03:21.11] [03:22.24]Oh Dorothy Dix [03:24.22]Please show me some tricks [03:26.61]Please I want some men to hold [03:30.01] [03:31.90]I want attention and things I can't mention [03:36.47] [03:37.01]And I want them all before I get too old [03:42.07]I use Mum everyday and Angelus Liplure [03:46.93] [03:48.04]But still men stay away just like Ivory soap [03:52.55]I'm 99 and 44 one hundred percent pure [03:54.79] [03:56.52]What can the matter be [03:58.52] [03:59.59]Nobody makes a pass at me [04:04.76] [04:06.75]I don't know oh dear