离婚-李豁子

[ti:离婚] [ar:李豁子] [al:在线热搜（华语）系列28] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]离婚 - 李豁子 [00:05.44]李豁子我清晨起来去拾粪呐 [00:09.76]呀哟一呀哟 [00:11.90] [00:12.51]呀哟呀哟一呀哟 [00:14.88] [00:16.60]回家来咋会不见我那女人 [00:20.71]呀呀一呀哟 [00:22.72] [00:23.41]呀哟呀哟一呀哟 [00:25.64] [00:27.40]东院找罢我西院找 [00:29.63] [00:30.16]呀哟一呀哟 [00:32.29] [00:32.85]呀哟呀哟一呀哟 [00:35.01] [00:36.79]南院找罢我北院寻那 [00:39.71]呀呀一呀哟 [00:41.63] [00:42.14]呀哟呀哟一呀哟 [00:44.52] [00:46.10]七邻八舍我都找遍呐 [00:48.84]呀哟一呀哟 [00:50.79] [00:51.44]找不着我女人我不放心那 [00:54.12]呀呀一呀哟 [00:56.12] [00:56.67]豁子我急里一头汗呐 [00:59.31]呀哟一呀哟 [01:01.94]对门碰上二差人 [01:03.96] [01:04.54]呀哟一呀哟 [01:06.62] [01:07.14]我一不欠粮 [01:08.39]二不欠租 [01:09.32] [01:09.85]呀哟一呀哟 [01:11.94] [01:12.49]您到俺家为何因那 [01:15.15]呀哟一呀哟 [01:17.29] [01:17.94]县政府有人将你告 [01:20.28]呀哟一呀哟 [01:22.40] [01:22.97]今天要带你进衙门 [01:25.47]呀哟一呀哟 [01:27.71] [01:28.22]衙差带路头前走 [01:32.13] [01:37.49]李豁子我拐拐巴巴后边跟 [01:42.64] [01:47.03]为人不干亏心事 [01:52.45] [01:57.05]我不怕半夜鬼敲门 [02:02.33] [02:07.02]霎时来在大堂上 [02:10.81] [02:16.99]李豁子我急忙叩县尊哪 [02:24.20] [02:32.82]刘成深在法庭开言便问 [02:42.87] [02:51.94]下跪的你可是豁子嘴唇 [02:58.80] [03:01.73]哎呀县长啊 [03:02.99]我就是李豁子 [03:04.24] [03:04.87]李豁子就是我 [03:06.52]嘿嘿见笑啊 [03:07.52] [03:09.85]李豁子你莫扎跪 [03:13.17] [03:16.31]平身站起 [03:19.52] [03:21.21]李豁子我忙起来 [03:23.37] [03:25.71]拱一拱身 [03:29.42] [03:30.97]出言来把县长开言见问哪 [03:40.91] [03:48.52]今天你带我豁子是为了啥原因 [03:56.55] [03:58.22]叫一声李豁子你要听准 [04:05.78] [04:08.75]你女人嫌你丑 [04:11.67] [04:20.78]要与你离婚 [04:24.72] [04:34.88]豁子闻听气 [04:47.85]得我都跺跺脚 [04:52.20] [04:54.88]我哩县长你可 [04:56.86]莫要光听那个贱人说 [05:00.48] [05:02.57]是我缺她吃啊还是缺她喝 [05:07.93] [05:09.94]还是我豁子不把她来养活 [05:15.31] [05:16.66]还是我不把活来做 [05:21.37] [05:24.18]还是我豁子吃烟还是去赌博 [05:29.12] [05:30.84]我要是犯了哪条错 [05:35.26]我的县长啊 [05:36.89] [05:37.93]她与我离婚 [05:40.11] [05:41.28]我可没啥说呀 [05:43.36] [05:44.95]你没见她吃 [05:46.49] [05:48.24]也没见她喝 [05:49.81] [05:51.66]你看她穿哩戴哩哎 [05:54.91]你说错不错 [05:56.38] [05:57.67]她那头发挽有冰盘大 [06:02.20] [06:04.77]结麻花簪子后面插着 [06:09.37] [06:10.83]脸上搽哩呀胭脂粉哪 [06:15.59] [06:17.71]还是我给她买的那都成大盒 [06:22.66] [06:24.05]耳朵上戴哩可是镀金坠 [06:28.72] [06:30.43]她那手脖上又戴拧丝镯 [06:35.03] [06:36.37]上身穿哩是国花缇 [06:38.85] [06:39.77]她那下身又穿那个华丝葛 [06:44.38] [06:45.72]丝光袜子洋吊带儿 [06:49.96] [06:52.08]发蓝底哩带襻鞋 [06:55.04]她都没有离过脚 [06:56.84] [06:58.10]平常她好赶个会 [07:01.07]我豁子在后面 [07:03.47] [07:04.18]咯哩咯拐哩拐我咯哩咯 [07:08.28]拐把那墩搬着 [07:10.41] [07:11.63]她一头扎进那个会场里 [07:16.49] [07:18.37]这儿挤挤那儿钻钻 [07:20.59]我找她都找不着 [07:22.66] [07:24.35]从对面过来一个 [07:26.89]年轻貌美哩好小伙 [07:29.49]她偷偷摸摸紧挨着 [07:32.26] [07:32.77]你知道有多热和 [07:34.54] [07:35.59]他们说说笑笑 [07:37.18]笑笑说说咱们且不讲 [07:40.38] [07:42.02]她临走还把人家哩手摸摸 [07:46.25] [07:47.49]我问这个人他是谁呀 [07:50.75]她说是她娘家二哥哩老同学 [07:55.17]她分明是编圈磨弯来诓我 [07:59.26] [08:00.57]挤进会场她都去看戏 [08:04.97] [08:06.61]她不好看小旦她光好看那生角 [08:10.74] [08:12.31]那个唱生的下了装从她眼前过 [08:16.36] [08:18.07]这个贱人伸手一拉忙去搂着 [08:22.10] [08:23.28]她搬住人家脖子 [08:24.63]她亲了个嘴 [08:25.96]我的县长啊 [08:27.19] [08:28.16]惹得人那一圈 [08:29.88]都是笑呵呵呵呵 [08:32.87] [08:34.21]我拉拉她衣裳襟 [08:36.07] [08:37.01]叫她赶快走 [08:38.41] [08:39.54]她说是李豁子 [08:41.76] [08:42.41]娘那个逼你妈那个脚 [08:44.83] [08:45.38]你那个鳖形莫管我 [08:48.02]哎你那个鳖形可是管不着 [08:51.54] [08:52.70]撒罢戏来她还不回家 [08:57.16] [08:58.91]她还要看上一个连登科呀 [09:03.69] [09:04.22]渴了我给她筛点酒 [09:06.66]我的县长啊 [09:07.97] [09:09.00]她饿了我还给她称来油馍 [09:12.96] [09:14.22]吃完油馍她说没吃饱 [09:18.67] [09:19.65]我哩县长啊 [09:20.64] [09:21.52]我又叫我给她 [09:23.14]领到那个牛肉锅 [09:25.50] [09:26.76]吃哩多她发渴 [09:29.06] [09:29.99]甘蔗我还得替她把那皮剥剥 [09:33.98] [09:35.31]你知道这乞孙渴成啥 [09:37.77]我哩县长啊 [09:38.86] [09:39.81]一小会她都吃那十来棵 [09:42.61]光甘蔗一天都得那一捆多 [09:45.84] [09:48.30]回家来她盘脚打手墩上一坐 [09:52.15] [09:53.83]李豁子我还得给她下灶火 [09:57.75] [09:58.95]鸡蛋汤那个油烙馍 [10:01.39]好吃哩尽着她自个 [10:04.14]她还一个劲哩挖苦我 [10:07.30] [10:08.52]她说是长哩好了吃好哩 [10:12.13] [10:13.00]谁长哩害了他吃那黑窝窝 [10:16.92] [10:18.34]都怨我李豁子长哩丑哇 [10:22.60] [10:23.60]张大嘴我没啥说 [10:25.76]我只该吃那黑窝窝 [10:27.71]她还使那白眼来翻我 [10:31.63] [10:32.90]喝罢汤来她还不去睡 [10:37.04] [10:38.58]她还叫我给她把那床来绰 [10:42.37] [10:43.48]绰罢床她还不去睡 [10:45.66] [10:46.53]她还叫我给她叠叠被窝 [10:50.36] [10:51.52]叠了被窝她还不去睡 [10:55.50] [10:56.70]我哩县长啊 [10:57.69] [10:58.54]她还叫我给她把那鞋来脱 [11:02.24] [11:03.40]脱罢鞋来她还不去睡呀 [11:08.31] [11:09.11]她还叫我给她洗洗臭脚 [11:13.02] [11:14.04]她在上面把扣解 [11:16.39]我蹲在下面给她洗脚 [11:18.71] [11:19.25]闻见臭气我僵僵鼻 [11:21.88]哎呦我哩妈呀可嘭了 [11:23.98] [11:24.71]她照我哩脸上给我踢了一脚呀 [11:29.15] [11:29.94]你知道她妻孙踢多很 [11:32.11]我哩县长啊 [11:33.39] [11:34.18]这一脚给我踢成个青眼窝啊 [11:38.55] [11:39.51]我豁子拐拐把把那都忙站起 [11:43.12] [11:44.59]这一脚挨哩我可真是受不着 [11:48.15] [11:49.43]睡到床上叫我蜷住腿 [11:53.34] [11:54.43]她说李豁子 [11:56.66]我可先给你说啊 [11:58.48]今夜黑你可招呼着 [12:00.65]你可白挨我 [12:02.09]你挨住我了你招呼着 [12:04.66]你挨住我了你可招呼着 [12:07.44] [12:08.72]睡到半夜我都拉拉她哩腿 [12:12.53] [12:13.36]她那里她发了火 [12:15.57] [12:16.12]照着我那屁股上 [12:18.53]可吞可吞撞两脚 [12:21.17]一跟头栽到那床底下 [12:23.20] [12:24.02]把那尿盆打哩稀烂床前流道河 [12:27.64]盆壳茬应好硌住我哩胳膊窝 [12:31.36]疼哩我一夜都没有睡着 [12:34.96] [12:36.41]看我待贱人这样好 [12:39.78] [12:41.33]她还与我把祸做 [12:44.74] [12:45.80]要待我与她把婚离 [12:48.03]我哩县长啊 [12:49.82]除非是拉出西门炮敲我呦 [12:55.32] [13:01.17]李豁子你莫要哭 [13:02.73]听我说说法律书 [13:04.20] [13:04.83]孙总理为了解放妇女苦 [13:06.92] [13:07.70]决心把旧的风俗来铲除 [13:09.67] [13:10.32]妇女也是父母养 [13:11.93]男女平等不马虎 [13:13.78]况且你脸又麻头又秃 [13:16.46]脖子还长个肉嘟噜 [13:18.14]她才18岁你豁子都45 [13:20.72]站到一起不像夫 [13:22.60]你爷不爷来叔不叔 [13:24.03] [13:24.64]她既然不愿把日子过 [13:26.45]你勉强留下啥益处 [13:27.97] [13:28.58]她搁上二两大烟土 [13:30.34]钬打钬打服了毒 [13:32.07]娘家听说她死故 [13:33.77]必然与她把戏出 [13:35.41]官司打到县政府 [13:37.06]有理无理你准输 [13:38.82]到那时你卖田地 [13:40.44]当房屋 [13:41.28]无吃无喝无住处 [13:42.95]你无住处 [13:44.00] [13:45.36]豁子啊到那个时候你再后悔 [13:48.42] [13:49.09]也都来不及了 [13:49.94] [13:50.93]县长啊 [13:51.33] [13:52.03]那你说那是真哩 [13:54.19] [13:54.90]怎么 [13:55.35] [13:56.02]我县长还能与你撒谎吗 [13:58.35] [13:59.32]县长啊 [13:59.76] [14:00.47]那你说非得离婚 [14:03.59] [14:04.64]中离都离谁要是不离 [14:08.61] [14:09.92]谁是个龟孙 [14:11.89] [14:12.91]李豁子接过判决书文 [14:28.66] [14:32.27]不由我心难过两眼泪纷纷 [14:36.95] [14:38.82]出言来我不把旁人来骂 [14:43.18] [14:45.08]骂了声小贱人你不要良心 [14:49.64] [14:51.41]自从你进到豁子家内 [14:55.86] [14:57.60]我豁子对你呀啥好情分 [15:01.85] [15:03.22]一天三顿饭没有让你做 [15:07.97] [15:09.52]咱们顿顿吃饭不离腥荤 [15:13.88] [15:15.61]想穿啥想戴啥我到金货铺去问 [15:19.61] [15:21.38]针线活没有叫你扎过一针哪 [15:25.93] [15:26.94]花生瓜子你吃个够 [15:30.65] [15:32.99]买花生我一回都给你 [15:35.33]称几斤 [15:36.18] [15:37.06]吃不完都送给你那些相好的人 [15:41.16] [15:42.87]那一天还是那个戏子 [15:45.29]嫩俩偷偷说句话 [15:46.80] [15:48.49]他给你两块胰子你给他个花手巾 [15:52.58] [15:53.75]有人对我讲我假装不相信 [15:58.18] [15:59.27]我想着 [16:00.04] [16:00.69]就我这个烂脏样子 [16:03.56]麻脸戚乎不可恁认真哪 [16:06.81] [16:08.31]怕的是咱们两个犯了生神 [16:12.28] [16:13.86]实指望咱们俩同床共枕 [16:17.68] [16:19.41]给俺李门爬个秧结个子 [16:22.36] [16:22.95]留个系连根 [16:24.65] [16:26.12]早知道你是个这一号货呀 [16:30.28] [16:31.32]八辈子没有老婆 [16:33.52]也不要你这号人 [16:35.38] [16:36.69]从今后咱门各走各的路 [16:40.23] [16:40.96]谁也不操谁哩心 [16:44.30] [16:45.47]哪怕你嫁给那师旅团长总司令 [16:50.27]还是总统府里去当夫人 [16:52.63] [16:53.51]我要是眼气算我是个活龟孙 [16:57.09] [16:58.22]豁子骂罢下堂走 [17:02.03] [17:03.50]撇下了成申暗沉吟 [17:06.57] [17:07.24]他们一个喜来一个恨 [17:09.19] [17:10.00]当官难称万民心 [17:12.99] [17:14.18]要不是孙总理的主意好 [17:16.51] [17:17.36]妇女们啥时能翻身 [17:20.11] [17:21.31]千年的旧俗被打破 [17:23.14]自由平等气象新 [17:25.27] [17:26.68]唱道此处够一段 [17:29.55] [17:30.65]我唱得起名就叫李豁子离婚