Room Service (Live / Helsinki, Finland / 1974)-Frank Zappa

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals) Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals) George duke (keyboards, vocals) Ruth underwood (percussion) Tom fowler (bass) Chester thompson (drums) Hallo! hello! Hello! Is this room service? Hello? Hallo? Is this room service at the hotel leningrad? Oh, oh, oh, jawohl! What would you like...? Yeas, this is room service Look here, buddy Yeas, what would you like? Oh, I'm so hungry! You know, when you're a tourist and everything And you travel around, you know Going to all the neat little shops Ten marks, costs you ten marks I'm so hungry! This call is going to cost you ten marks You got to understand that in the fo..., in the front Look here Everything costs ten marks Ivan, listen Ivan, that's me Jawohl Look You're going to sleep You're going to sleep I am so hungry Can you bring me something to eat right away? Bouillia... bouilliabai? No bouilliabai Bouilliabai? No boogie-a-bay How's about boogie-the-bay? No boogie-woogie-the-bay How's about a fishie with the eye fallin' out? Fish with...? hey, that sounds delicious! Send me some fish with the eyes falling out How about a little sand over it? That'll make it... Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish That be ten marks Do you have a sand-fish here? Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks The fishie is forty Hey! Hey, listen! Jawohl! The people in your country certainly are charming You know where I can get some p**sy? Ah... Never mind, look This is very, this is very respectable hotel, you understand Just send me up... You tell to bring p**sy in here? We spray you with lace! Oh, well... Right in the face! Oh, well... You don't bring no p**sy in this hotel! Ahhah, okay... Who do you think we are anyway? Well, I guess you told me... Are you a christian? Am i... yeah, I'm a christian, sure! Isn't everyone? Ah, okay, you can bring... Well you can bring some p**sy in here if you're a christian That's a difference... Sure, if I'm a christian that means I get some p**sy, right? That's right, that's cool, if you're a christian Okay You also get bouilliabai with it Yeah, hey, great! Look... And the fish with the eye fallin' out I want you to send me some p**sy One p**sy Some fish with the eyes falling out One fish with the eye falling out Some bouilliabai Some bouilliabai And a bible And a what? And a giddeon bible And a giddeon bible? Okay, we also bring you the finnian bible The phoenician bible? No, the finnian bible, to go with the giddeon bible The finnian bible The finnian and the giddeon go together here This is a terrible connection, I can hardly hear you But look, buddy, Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry? I'm so hungry We shall send it up by the southern pacific railroad Fast ah? That is very fast So fast you can never know .......... Cape cape cape kansas Cape cape cape kansas Cape cape cape kansas Cape cape cape kansas You will also like to have a little visit Hello, hello, hello Room service? Hallo? Hey buddy! You did not get your order? No, listen, it's a... You were not pleased with the p**sy? You don't like americans very much here, do you? Oh, you american! that'll be twenty marks! Yeah, twenty... right Well, I don't care how much it costs, you know, Just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry Well, you have to understand If we didn't bring it up there too fast It's probably because of the... the long summer that we had here, You see You had a long summer and that's why...? We had a very long summer, about that fast Heh heh That's how long it was, like that Now listen! Wait a minute! You get that food to my room right away Room number? Or I'm gonna call the american embassy What? You mean what am I going to call them? Why? I'm going to call them a barrel of motherf**kers That's what I'm gonna call them Well I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away Mart, mart, mart perellis Mart, mart, mart perellis Mart, mart, mart perellis Mart, mart, mart perellis