Valley Girl-Frank Zappa

[ti:Valley Girl] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Ship Arriving Too Late To Save] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.72]Valley Girl [00:01.40] [00:01.91]She's a Valley Girl [00:02.96] [00:04.16]Valley Girl [00:05.33]She's a Valley Girl [00:06.58] [00:07.52]Okay fine [00:09.01]Fer sure fer sure [00:10.52]She's a Valley Girl [00:12.20]In a clothing store [00:13.32] [00:14.26]Okay fine [00:15.51]Fer sure fer sure [00:17.26]She's a [00:17.63]Like OH MY GOD (Valley Girl) [00:20.19] [00:20.75]Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl) [00:24.12]Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl) [00:27.37]There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl) [00:30.29] [00:30.98]And like all these like really great shoe stores [00:32.98]I love going into like clothing stores and stuff [00:35.85]I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff [00:38.34]It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like [00:40.53]Super-super nice [00:42.27]It's like so BITCHEN [00:43.52] [00:44.22]On Ventura there she goes [00:47.14] [00:47.96]She just bought some bitchen clothes [00:50.51] [00:51.32]Tosses her head 'n flips her hair [00:54.19]She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there [00:57.19] [00:58.69]Anyway he goes are you into S and M [01:00.68]I go oh RIGHT [01:01.74]Could you like just picture me in like a LEATHER TEDDY [01:03.68]Yeah right HURT ME HURT ME [01:05.74]I'm sure NO WAY [01:06.74] [01:07.49]He was like freaking me out [01:09.88]He called me a BEASTIE [01:10.93]That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED [01:12.24]He goes like BAG YOUR FACE [01:14.05]I'm sure [01:14.61]Valley Girl [01:16.02]She's a Valley Girl [01:17.15] [01:18.02]Valley Girl [01:19.34]She's a Valley Girl [01:20.59] [01:21.71]Okay fine [01:22.47] [01:23.09]Fer sure fer sure [01:24.52]She's a Valley Girl [01:25.58] [01:26.14]So sweet 'n pure [01:27.83]Okay fine [01:29.57]Fer sure fer sure [01:31.26]She's a [01:31.63]It's really sad (Valley Girl) [01:33.89] [01:34.58]Like my English teacher [01:35.83]He's like (Valley Girl) [01:37.49] [01:38.17]He's like Mr BU-FU (Valley Girl) [01:40.17] [01:41.10]We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl) [01:44.05] [01:44.84]I am SO SURE [01:46.65]He's like so GROSS [01:47.84]He like sits there and like plays with all his rings [01:49.91]And he like flirts with all the guys in the class [01:52.41]It's like totally disgusting [01:53.61]I'm like so sure [01:54.49]It's like BARF ME OUT [01:56.04] [01:56.55]Gag me with a spoon [01:57.67] [01:58.47]Last idea to cross her mind [02:00.78] [02:01.47]Had something to do with where to find [02:04.22] [02:04.84]A pair of jeans to fit her butt [02:07.53] [02:08.21]And where to get her toenails cut [02:10.90] [02:12.16]So like I go into this like salon place y'know [02:13.91]And I wanted like to get my toenails done [02:16.15]And the lady like goes oh my God your toenails [02:18.97]Are like so GRODY [02:20.28]It was like really embarrassing [02:21.71]She's like OH MY GOD like BAG THOSE TOENAILS [02:24.04]I'm like sure [02:25.47]She goes uh I don't know if I can handle this y'know [02:28.15]I was like really embarrassed [02:28.91]Valley Girl [02:29.41]She's a Valley Girl [02:30.90] [02:31.92]Valley Girl [02:32.85]She's a Valley Girl [02:34.41] [02:35.23]Okay fine [02:36.47]Fer sure fer sure [02:37.91]She's a Valley Girl [02:39.59]And there is no cure [02:41.40]Okay fine [02:42.96]Fer sure fer sure [02:44.63]She's a Valley Girl [02:46.39]And there is no cure [02:47.65] [02:48.96]Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl) [02:50.83] [02:52.14]She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl) [02:54.39] [02:55.13]CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl) [02:58.19]I am sure [02:59.25]That's like GROSS (Valley Girl) [03:01.37]BARF OUT (Valley Girl) [03:04.37] [03:05.24]OH MY GOD (Valley Girl) [03:07.68] [03:08.92]Hi [03:09.30] [03:10.11]Uh-huh (Valley Girl) [03:11.36] [03:11.93]My name [03:12.67]My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl) [03:14.60]Uh-huh [03:14.86]That's right Ondrya (Valley Girl) [03:18.10]Uh-huh [03:19.03]I know [03:19.85]It's like (Valley Girl) [03:20.97] [03:21.53]I do not talk funny [03:22.90]I'm sure (Valley Girl) [03:24.21] [03:25.09]Whatsa matter with the way I talk (Valley Girl) [03:27.62] [03:28.18]I am a VAL I know (Valley Girl) [03:30.61] [03:31.36]But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay [03:33.67](Valley Girl) [03:34.17] [03:35.60]Uh-huh (Valley Girl) [03:37.41] [03:38.22]So like I don't know (Valley Girl) [03:40.78] [03:41.41]I'm like freaking out totally (Valley Girl) [03:44.21] [03:45.15]Oh my God (Valley Girl) [03:47.21] [03:48.33]Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl) [03:50.70] [03:51.32]I'm getting my braces off y'know (Valley Girl) [03:54.01] [03:54.70]But I have to wear a retainer [03:56.25] [03:56.88]That's going to be really like a total bummer [03:58.51]I'm freaking out [03:59.64]I'm SURE [04:00.45]It's like those things that like stick in your mouth [04:02.32]They're so gross [04:03.39]You like get saliva all over them [04:05.01] [04:05.57]But like I don't know it's going to be cool y'know [04:08.06]So you can see my smile [04:09.62]It'll be like really cool [04:10.87]Except my like my teeth are like too small [04:12.50]But NO BIGGIE [04:13.68]It's so AWESOME [04:14.68]It's like TUBULAR y'know [04:16.74]Well I'm not like really ugly or anything [04:18.67]It's just like [04:19.49]I don't know [04:20.61] [04:22.10]You know me I'm like into like the clean stuff [04:24.54]Like PAC-MAN and like I don't know [04:27.09]Like my mother like makes me do the dishes [04:29.40]It's like so GROSS [04:30.71]Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates [04:32.77]And it's like it's like somebody else's food y'know [04:35.33]It's like GRODY [04:36.40]GRODY TO THE MAX [04:37.08]I'm sure [04:37.58]It's like really nauseating [04:40.01]Like BARF OUT [04:41.32] [04:41.95]GAG ME WITH A SPOON [04:43.89]GROSS [04:44.38] [04:45.69]I am SURE [04:46.57] [04:48.44]TOTALLY