Tiny Sick Tears-Frank Zappa

[ti:Tiny Sick Tears] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:You Can't Do That On Stage Any] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Tiny Sick Tears (Original Version) - Frank Zappa [00:01.92]You know sometimes in the middle in the night [00:05.61]You get to feeling uptight [00:06.61]And wish you were feelin alright [00:07.97] [00:08.96]And you know you're white [00:10.02]And you ain't got no soul [00:11.39]And theres no one with a hole nearby [00:13.77] [00:15.30]And therefore in your teen-age madness and delirium [00:19.29]You toss and turn in your sweaty little grey teen-age sheets [00:24.23]In that little room with the psychedelic posters [00:28.15]And the red bulb [00:30.27]And the incense [00:34.39]And your bead collection [00:37.95]And your country song round up books [00:40.57] [00:41.26]And you cry your tiny sick tears [00:43.25] [00:44.19]Tiny sick tears [00:45.25] [00:46.12]Tiny sick tears [00:47.25] [00:47.88]Tiny sick tears [00:48.74]You know you gotto gotto gotto gotto [00:52.80]Youve gotta find some relief from the terrible [00:54.61] [00:55.85]From the terrible ache thats clutching right at your heart [00:58.97]Because its hurting you to your heart [01:03.32] [01:03.83]And your crying tiny sick tears [01:05.82] [01:06.83]And you have to go downstairs [01:09.20]Out of your bedroom [01:10.69]Out into the hall [01:12.32] [01:13.13]Down to the living room [01:14.63]To the living room [01:15.57]To the kitchen [01:16.74]To the cookie jar [01:19.43]Where you wanna get your cookies [01:21.86]And you take the top off the cookie jar [01:24.80]And you stick your tiny sick hand in the cookie jar [01:28.36]And you reach around in the cookie jar [01:31.11]To find a raisin cookie [01:33.53]A spongy one with the little plump raisins [01:37.15]A little tactile sensation for your tiny sick fingers [01:41.28]Squeeze the raisin on the cookie [01:43.57]Pull the cookie out of the jar [01:45.45]Stuff the raisin into your eating hole [01:47.71]Push it all the way in your eating hole [01:51.01]Now make your eating hole wrap itself around the tiny sick cookie [01:56.63]Scarve the cookie [01:58.74]Put the lid back on the jar [02:01.62]Go over to the ice box [02:04.17]Open the ice box [02:05.92]Pull out the box of milk [02:08.04]Open the box of milk [02:09.79]Into a triangular beak like that [02:11.98]Pull the little triangular beak up to your drinking hole [02:16.35]Up to your hole [02:17.84]Pour the white fluid from the drinking box into your hole [02:22.27]Close the beak [02:24.95]Reinsert the box into the ice box [02:27.51]Close the box door [02:29.51]Walk out of the kitchen [02:31.00]Through the living room [02:32.25]Back up the stairs [02:34.31]Past your sisters room [02:38.49]Past your brothers room [02:41.30]You take a mask from the ancient hallway [02:45.73]Make it down to your fathers room [02:49.60]And you walk in [02:51.85]And your father your tiny sick father [02:53.96] [02:55.01]Is beating his meat to a Playboy magazine [02:58.39] [02:59.45]Hes got it rolled into a tube [03:01.94]And hes got his tiny sick pud stuffed in the middle of it [03:05.07]Right flat up against the centerfold [03:07.39] [03:09.84]There he is your father with a tiny sick erection [03:13.71] [03:14.33]And you walk in and you say: [03:16.02]Father I want to kill you [03:17.51]And he says: Not now son not now [03:20.55] [03:34.10]HANDS UP [03:36.15]OOOO LAAAA [03:38.66] [03:45.09]I know that its so hard stop playing this soul music [03:47.46]You know cause it really [03:52.64]For one thing its really easy [03:55.26]And for another thing: [03:56.33]It wastes a lot of time while were on stage [03:59.07]We learned in our travels that teenagers are ready to accept these two chords no matter how theyre played [04:04.15] [04:05.09]It makes you feel secure cause you know that after [04:16.39]Did de dit de didde the other one is gonna come on [04:19.13]It never fails simple [04:22.50]Some people would say its b******t [04:23.88]But we love it don't we kids [04:25.38]Meanwhile