Dance Contest-Frank Zappa

[ti:Dance Contest] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Tinseltown Rebellion] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dance Contest - Frank Zappa [00:02.83]One of the things that I like best about playing in New York is this [00:06.52]Particular place [00:06.89]Because it has-it has a stage that is conducive to [00:12.25]How you say in the trade [00:13.85]Audience participation [00:15.35] [00:18.49]Now if there's one thing [00:19.74]That I really like it's uh [00:21.29]Audience participation [00:22.34]Now listen I gotta figure out something that I can [00:28.30]Uh-do you think we should have another [00:30.49]Dance contest tonight [00:31.74] [00:34.12]Oh bey-the injured person dance contest [00:39.42] [00:41.60]Well let's see Awright [00:45.48]I'll tell you what we're going to do [00:47.35]Here's a here's a guy who really wants to be in the dance contest aw-reety aw-righty [00:50.77]Hey Okay " [00:54.38] [00:55.01]"You are great man-you are great You are the best baby [00:59.63]Do 'Dinah-Moe Humm' [01:01.57]All right now wait a minute-what's your name Hey hey-what's your name """ [01:05.97]Butch [01:06.71] [01:07.90]Awright the dynamic Butch Here's a girl who wants to dance with Butch What's your name [01:16.28]"Lena " [01:17.03] [01:17.54]"What " [01:18.17]Lena [01:19.16]"Lena meet Butch Okay Lena and Butch couple number one Hell [01:27.11]Heh Okay let's see-that guy there with his [01:30.86]That-that one there with the teeshirt on-no no [01:32.74]The other one-this one-no no-no no no wait a minute [01:36.48]Wait well you're-actually [01:37.64]You're very nice though Would you like to [01:40.75]Come up here Okay but d'you think you can behave yourself [01:43.48]Okay what's your name " [01:45.15] [01:51.05] "Awright now wait a minute Awright awright now wait " [01:56.92]"Frank you're my buddy Amh mmf' ' [01:59.37] [02:00.00]"Awright now wait a minute wait a minute I have an important message [02:02.93]To deliver to all the cute people all over the world If you're out there and you're [02:08.08]Not cute maybe you're beautiful I just want to tell you somethin'-there's more [02:11.90]Of us ugly mother-f**kers than you are hey-y so watch out Now " [02:17.69]"Will you bring my girlfriend on stage maybe " [02:19.94]"Sure All right now you-he wants to get his girlfriend-go get your girlfriend " [02:24.03] [02:24.66]"Hey Zap " [02:26.10]"Good to see you again " [02:27.84]"Squeak " [02:28.41]"I know " [02:29.40]"I ain't no f**king queer " [02:30.47]"All right now look here's what we're going to do Awright Now This-it'll [02:36.20] [02:37.51]Be mashed I'll save them I'll save them for later " [02:42.28]"I'm not a f**king queer " [02:43.68] [02:44.24]"This man is trying desperately to let everybody know that he is not a queer [02:49.03]He's not queer he's not queer Awright and now You are going to dance