Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead-Frank Zappa

[ti:Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Bongo Fury] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Poofter's Froth Wyoming Plans Ahead - Frank Zappa [00:03.12]While we're at it [00:03.88]We have a sort of a cowboy song we'd like to do for ya [00:06.62]This is a song that deals with the rapidly approaching 200th birthday of the united states of america [00:12.54]Ladies and gentl [00:14.29]This is a song that warns you in advance [00:16.67]That next year [00:17.78]Everybody is gonna try and sell you things that maybe you shouldn't ought to buy [00:22.53]And not only that they've been planning it for years [00:25.21]Name of this song is (pardon me) [00:27.89]Poofters froth wyoming plans ahead [00:30.77] [00:37.95]Poofters froth wyoming [00:40.30] [00:41.22]March eleven sixty-seven [00:43.48] [00:44.73]Take a letter miss abetter [00:47.03] [00:47.91]As our pigeons will be homin' [00:50.84] [00:51.40]To our jobbers in dakota [00:53.96] [00:54.83]And to merwyn minnesota [00:57.27] [00:58.14]This is merely just a note about [01:01.88]Performance to our quota [01:04.16] [01:05.09]Well we've all come out to show dem [01:07.96] [01:08.52]And the elks have helped us [01:10.96]Load 'em [01:12.20]Little packets full of jackets [01:15.39]Little rackets little rackets [01:18.19] [01:18.88]Little poofter-cloth appointments [01:21.70] [01:22.26]Little pofter's froth anointments [01:25.18] [01:25.74]Little hoods little goods [01:28.36] [01:29.18]Little doo-dads from the woods [01:31.74] [01:32.55]The entire stock is shipping [01:35.29] [01:35.91]Oh our shod is hardly slipping [01:38.48] [01:39.10]To the markets of the world [01:42.85]Our wrinkled pennants are unfurled [01:46.59]T-shirt racks rubber snacks [01:50.08]Poster rolls with matching tacks [01:53.08] [01:53.64]Yes a special beer for sports [01:55.94] [01:56.63](and paper cups that hold two quarts) [01:59.64] [02:28.15]Everything a nation needs [02:29.90] [02:30.90]For making hoopla while it feeds [02:33.46] [02:34.84]The trash compactors small reactors [02:37.76] [02:38.39]Mowers blowers throwers & the glowers: [02:42.01]This is buy-cent-any-all salute(hyulk ) [02:44.31] [02:45.38]Two hundred years have gone ka-poot [02:48.24] [02:48.87]Ah but we have been astute [02:51.43]Signed: anon - wyo galoot