Nanook Rubs It-Frank Zappa

[ti:Nanook Rubs It] [ar:Frank Zappa] [al:Apostrophe(')] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Nanook Rubs It - Frank Zappa [00:02.50]Well right about that time people [00:05.00] [00:06.19]A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial) [00:10.07] [00:18.38]Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) ) [00:27.37]And he started into whippin' on my favorite baby seal [00:31.07]With a lead-filled snowshoe [00:36.20] [00:37.09]I said with a [00:38.47] [00:39.36]Lead- [00:41.16]Filled [00:43.47]With a lead filled snowshoe [00:45.35]He said "Peekaboo" [00:48.21]I said with a [00:51.41]Lead- [00:51.60]Filled [00:54.55]With a lead filled snowshoe [00:56.54]He said "Peekaboo" [00:57.12] [00:58.89]He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal [01:02.02]He went "whap" with a lead-filled snowshoe and [01:04.91]He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin and he [01:15.19]That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be So I bent down [01:20.59] [01:21.30]And I reached down and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous [01:24.00]Mitten-ful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW [01:29.15]The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go [01:35.11]Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow [01:38.37]Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous [01:41.81]Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area but destined [01:44.64]To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology [01:47.65]Here it goes the circular motion now Rub It [02:01.33](Here Fido) [02:01.72]And then [02:02.09]In a fit of anger [02:05.05]I pounced [02:07.62]And I pounced again [02:10.76] [02:13.31]Great Googly Moogly [02:13.95] [02:16.18]I jumped up and down on the chest of the him [02:20.53]I injured [02:23.10]The fur trapper [02:26.36]Well he was very upset as you can understand [02:31.56]And rightly so because the [02:34.13]Deadly yellow snow crystals had [02:37.83]Deprived him of his [02:39.53]Sight [02:41.85]And he stood up and he looked around and he said [02:46.05]"I can't see" [02:48.68] [02:51.35]"I can't see" [02:56.25]"Oh woe is me" [02:58.76] [03:01.46]"I can't see" [03:06.11]"Well you know [03:13.75]I can't see [03:17.70]Nothin'" [03:27.35]"He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye [03:32.80]He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye [03:37.61]And the husky wee-wee [03:39.23]I mean the doggie wee-wee [03:40.52]Has blinded me [03:42.41]And I can't see [03:44.85]Temporarily" [03:48.69]Well the fur-trapper stood there with his arms outstretched across the [03:56.59]Frozen white wasteland trying to figure out what he was going to do about [04:01.80]His deflicted eyes And it was at that precise moment that he remembered [04:05.87]And ancient Eskimo legend wherein it is written on whatever it is that [04:09.00] [04:11.66]They write it on up there that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes [04:15.16]As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named [04:18.58]Nanook [04:21.03]The only way you can get it fixed up is to go [04:24.99]Trudging across the tundra [04:27.06]Mile after mile [04:30.01]Trudging across the tundra [04:32.21]Right down to the parish of St Alphonzo