笑死朕-陈奕迅

[ti:笑死朕] [ar:陈奕迅] [al:...3mm] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]笑死朕 - 陈奕迅 (Eason Chan) [00:08.81]词：陈咏谦 [00:17.63]曲：Jerald [00:26.45]若是未习惯计数算数 [00:28.00]放弃饰演祖冲之 [00:29.05]在中文科李白都有讲 [00:31.90] [00:32.80]自古天生有用不要慌 [00:35.72] [00:36.51]尚有一线希望 [00:38.46] [00:40.24]然后明白 [00:41.22]地上没别个似我说笑 [00:42.64]说到差利都开声 [00:43.79]问我索取秘方 [00:45.87] [00:47.63]祟拜我的杀伤力 [00:50.38] [00:51.27]只可以讲 [00:52.05]无厘头原为寻求和平 [00:53.67]无聊学叙述另类行为习性 [00:55.70]怎么你眼泪喷 [00:57.92]肚麻痹脱牙骹 [00:59.73]皆因我暗地里 [01:01.62]按住你笑穴 [01:03.10]邀请你接下句 [01:05.26]当回礼当复仇 [01:07.12]可惜你却没有 [01:08.85]发现我笑穴 [01:10.20] [01:31.09]活着就是痛哄哄骗骗 [01:32.61]骗了三餐加一宿 [01:33.65]白手兴家你在讲废话 [01:36.50] [01:37.38]另一边厢我在讲笑话 [01:40.38] [01:41.05]两者一决高下 [01:43.00] [01:44.78]还未谈及 [01:45.66]电视在直播某个政客 [01:47.39]说了整整七分钟 [01:48.50]闷到我熄了他 [01:50.71] [01:52.09]来个笑话笑死朕 [01:54.89] [01:55.95]不可以吗 [01:56.71]耶和华民望日日落后 [01:58.34]如来佛避忌就话投陈奕迅 [02:00.41]怎么你眼泪喷 [02:02.65]肚麻痹脱牙骹 [02:04.22]皆因我暗地里 [02:06.08]按住你笑穴 [02:07.72]邀请你接下句 [02:09.69]当回礼当复仇 [02:11.62]可惜你却没有 [02:13.47]发现我笑穴 [02:15.12]Eric kwok [02:17.02] [02:18.20]拜托开个玩笑 [02:19.70] [02:20.28]令人觉得好笑 [02:21.64] [02:22.53]Jerald chan [02:24.35] [02:25.61]你说得太烂了没人笑 [02:28.04] [02:30.19]怎么你眼泪喷 [02:31.95]肚麻痹脱牙骹 [02:33.83]皆因我暗地里 [02:35.57]按住你笑穴 [02:37.30]邀请你接下句 [02:39.29]当回礼当复仇 [02:41.20]可惜你却没有 [02:43.03]发现我笑穴 [02:44.66]好想笑终于我开窍 [02:50.41] [02:52.13]不可勉强别人 [02:54.61] [02:55.95]只得我有办法 [02:57.81]按住我笑穴 [02:59.50]怎么你肚麻痹 [03:01.60]脱牙骹眼泪喷 [03:03.35]皆因我暗地里 [03:05.10]按住你笑穴 [03:06.87]邀请你接下句 [03:08.90]当回礼当复仇 [03:10.75]可惜你却没有 [03:12.60]发现我笑穴