I Can't Watch This-Weird Al Yankovic

[ti:I Can't Watch This] [ar:Weird Al Yankovic] [al:Permanent Record: Al In The Bo] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Can't Watch This - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) [00:02.77]I can't watch this I can't watch this [00:10.07]I can't watch this I can't watch this [00:16.13]My my my my TV makes me so bored [00:19.75]Makes me say oh my Lord [00:21.42]What is this garbage here [00:23.05]Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears [00:24.87]It sucks and that's no lie [00:26.79]It's about as much fun as watching paint dry [00:28.61]Lowers my IQ one notch [00:30.60]And that's the reason why uh I can't watch [00:32.41]I told you homeboy I can't watch this [00:36.97]Yeah nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this [00:40.71]Poke out my eyes man I can't watch this [00:44.64]Yo gimme that remote control I can't watch this [00:47.07]Talkin' 'bout sick shows [00:47.95]There's America's Funniest Home Videos [00:49.32]I can't believe my eyes [00:52.13]When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize [00:54.82]Somebody's poor old mom falls down off the roof [00:57.56]Lands right on the lawn face first on a rake [01:00.99]I hear they got it on the seventeenth take [01:02.55]That's funny as a kick in the crotch [01:04.35]And that kind of show uh I can't watch [01:05.54]Yo I told you I can't watch this [01:09.97]Change the channel now man I can't watch this [01:12.65]Yo pass the TV Guide here sucker I can't watch this [01:15.84]Cosby Show and Rosanne [01:17.45]Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can [01:20.27]Judge Wopner oh my [01:22.08]You gotta be Rain Man to like this guy [01:23.76]Thirty Something is alright If you like hearing [01:27.63]Yuppies whining all night can't stand Twin Peaks [01:30.31]Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks [01:31.50]Those Siskel and Ebert bums oughta go home and sit on their thumbs [01:34.43]That's word because you know I can't watch this [01:36.93]I can't watch this break it down [01:44.91]Here's how to order money back guarantee [01:46.60]Removes tough stains fast it tastes more like fresh peanuts [02:06.13]They keep going and going don't hate me because I'm beautiful [02:08.76]Could be dandruff our prices are insane [02:10.44]Stop Prime Time [02:11.06]I'm pretty sure I'll be sick [02:12.37]If I have to watch another stupid pet trick [02:16.49]Or that guy with the real flat hair [02:20.24]That goes 'Woof woof woof' and waves his fist in the air [02:22.67]Those weird talk shows [02:23.79]About transsexual Nazi Eskimos [02:24.60]They're rude crude and vile [02:25.66]Just for a minute let's flip down the dial [02:27.73]Flip flip flip eww I can't watch this [02:29.67]Look man I can't watch this [02:32.37]I can't take this torture no more I can't [02:34.86]I can't watch this pay the bills station break break it down [02:38.50]Operators are standing cubic zirconium necklace [02:39.87]You're soaking in it and our fabulous swimsuit issue [02:42.49]When you've got a headache this big read the book [02:44.68]This is your brain on drugs I've fallen and I can't get up [02:47.36]Stop Cable Time [02:47.86]HBO and Playboy Showtime and MTV [02:48.92]I might like 'em more after my lobotomy [02:50.61]Now why did I ever pay for this junk [02:53.41]I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk [02:56.53]Just brainless blood and guts [02:58.10]And mindless T&A [02:59.97]It's awful it's putrid it's crummy [03:01.97]It's stupid gonna throw my set away [03:03.64]I can't watch this I can't watch this [03:07.45]I can't watch this yeah I can't watch this [03:16.45]I told you can't watch this too hip can't watch this [03:21.60]Get me outta here can't watch this