My Band-D-12

[ti:my band] [ar:D12] [al:298752] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Band - D-12 [00:01.10]I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t
我不知道，哥们，我想所有人都在嫉妒或是胡扯 [00:05.26]Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
因为我是一个乐队的主场，哥们 [00:07.89]And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude
我想这就是人们总缠着我的原因，哥们 [00:10.60]And they need to take it up with me after the show
他们需要在演出之后和我互动 [00:15.04]Because
因为 [00:16.03]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [00:20.01]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手 [00:23.99]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [00:28.07]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [00:31.37]So I get offstage right drop the mic
所以我扔下麦克风，离开舞台 [00:33.24]Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
走向那些火辣的小姑娘，开始嘻哈 [00:35.63]Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby
嘿，美女们，我是Slim Shady，我是D-12乐队的主唱 [00:39.85]And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock
她们反应大同小异，哦上帝是他，该死的上帝是艾米纳姆，我向上帝发誓，哥们你真摇滚，让我们亲密接触吧 [00:46.99]Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
此时此刻，乐队其他成员开始嫉妒 [00:49.90]Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
尤其当我降下节奏开始清唱 [00:51.88]All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
所有的女孩都疯狂尖叫，所有性感火辣的宝贝 [00:53.74]Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上 [00:55.90]So like every single night they pick a fight with me
所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架 [00:57.83]But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
不过这种争吵其实好像是手足之争 [00:59.25]Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起同台演出 [01:01.47]Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me
哥们，我想你只是想要遮住我的光芒 [01:03.39]Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀 [01:05.65]Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
因为我告诉他Jessica Alba是我的未婚妻 [01:07.21]This rockstar sh*t is the life for me
摇滚明星就是我的命运 [01:09.66]And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
其他的家伙都鄙视我， [01:12.10]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [01:16.06]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手 [01:20.00]Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [01:23.99]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [01:27.25]My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby
我的乐队，宝贝 [01:40.34]（alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ）
是的，它是我的，它是我的,啊哈，喔，哥们 [01:43.93]You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you
你就是想看黑人站在后面是吧 [01:45.93]Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
为什么我们不想原来那样说唱 [01:47.63]Smash these vocals and do a performance
击败这些主唱去做表演 [01:49.28]But we in a van and he in a tour bus
但我们做坐的是货车，人家坐的是巡演大巴 [01:51.73]You don't want my autograph youse a liar
不想要我的签名，你是个骗子 [01:53.63]And nah I'm Swift
不，我是Swift [01:54.33]（Oh I thought you were Kuniva）
哦，我把你当成Kuniva了 [01:55.67]What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
我们的化妆室更是如同地狱 [01:57.58]Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
我们的看起来小之又小 [01:59.17]See I know how to rap it's simple but
看我知道怎么饶舌，这很简单，但是 [02:01.59]All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
我所做的是读了一本Russell Simmons的书 [02:03.46]So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
我会完好的呈献给大家 [02:05.58]Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
像个乱蹦的骡子一样表演被人鞭打着前进 [02:07.50]Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t
看着他扭动得臀部，想来真是糟糕 [02:09.59]*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
耶，我知道他可以做所有的翻转动作 [02:11.85]Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue
嘿，我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈 [02:13.86]Eminem No I had an interview not you two
Eminem，是我要做访谈，和你们俩无关 [02:15.71]You gonna be late for sound-check
你试音要迟到了 [02:16.53]*Man I ain't going to sound-check
伙计们，我才不去试音 [02:17.78]*And our mikes is screwed up
我们的麦克风破烂不堪 [02:19.00]*And his always sound best
但它的声音总是完美无缺 [02:19.89]*You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin'
你们知道吗，伙计们，我有话要说 [02:21.31]*Hey yo Em
嘿，你Em [02:22.19]Eminem You got something to say
Eminem，你有话要说吗 [02:23.24]*Man nothing
伙计，没什么 [02:23.52]*I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up
我想你大概是想告诉大家发生了什么 [02:25.41]*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
我想说的时候自然会说，你闭嘴 [02:27.49]*And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew
我们是一个团队，而你甚至反对我 [02:29.47]Man I was about to talk right after you
伙计，我本打算在你后面说的 [02:31.27]*Aw man whatever
伙计，无所谓 [02:32.00]These chicks don't even know the name of my band
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 [02:32.03]*I swear I swear man
我谩骂，我谩骂，伙计 [02:33.35] [02:35.98]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
但她们都缠着要和我握手 [02:40.02]Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 [02:43.99]All because I'm the lead singer of my band
所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 [02:47.49]They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
他们说主唱摇滚，但组合并不摇滚 [02:49.49]Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
从大型场地到露天公园，我们场场爆满 [02:50.94]I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
我要让全世界知道我们是最棒的 [02:53.42]I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-）
我要在音乐奏响的一刻切断他的麦克，嘿，你这是干什么 [02:55.92]Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan
准备好好教训愚蠢的歌迷 [02:57.56]Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band
每次我听到，我爱你的乐队 [02:59.84]We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
我们不是乐队，笨蛋，我们不玩乐器 [03:01.37]So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
所以为什么他占90%，而我们占10% [03:03.77]And these guys acting funny every area code
这些家伙在每个地区都变现的很滑稽 [03:05.18]Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own
Proof帮我拎着包，走开，自己拿 [03:07.13]Can't make it to the stage security in the way
这种方式不能确保舞台的安全 [03:08.27]Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre
你是谁，Obe和Dre在哪儿 [03:10.43] [03:11.72]Godammit I'm sick of this group
见鬼，我对这个组合已经感到厌倦 [03:13.44]Time for me to go solo and make some loot
是时候单飞去赚点钱了 [03:14.95]I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
我告诉你我作曲，并写了所有的说唱 [03:17.52]Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack
直到Kon Artist钻了我的空子 [03:19.11]Lose Yourself video - I was in the back
迷失自我的MV，我在后面 [03:21.57]Superman video - I was in the back
超人的MV，我在后面 [03:23.51]For the media I got some suggestions
对于媒体，我有一些建议 [03:25.42]F**k Marshall ask us some questions
该死的Marshall问的我们的问题 [03:27.52]Like who is D-12 how we get started
比如谁是D-12，我们是如何成立的 [03:29.30]（But what about Eminem ）
Eminem怎么样 [03:30.54]B**ch are you retarded
你大脑反应迟缓吗 [03:31.21]Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
不管怎样，我是这个组合里最受欢迎的人 [03:34.07]Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute
歌迷们觉得我很可爱 [03:35.52]Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Fifty告诉我仰卧起坐锻炼腹肌 [03:37.63]Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
做了两个半小时我就起不来了 [03:39.62]F**k D-12 I'm outta this band
该死的D-12，我要退出乐队 [03:41.40]I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
我要和真正有才华的人成立组合 [03:43.95]Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
女孩，你为何不了解你就是我的唯一 [03:49.75]And it just tears my a** apart to know that you don't know my name
你不知道我的乐队，这让我很痛苦 [03:59.18]（Yes F**k yes）
是的，该死，是的 [03:59.66]These chicks don't even know the name of my band （Haha）
这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字，哈哈 [04:03.86]But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands （F**k Marshall）
但她们都缠着要和我握手，该死的Marshall [04:07.22]Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man （Yea）
因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 ，耶 [04:11.50]All because I'm the new singe （Hahahah）
所有这些因为我是新主唱，哈哈哈 [04:14.82] [04:15.89]My band my band our band your band our band Roxanne Shauntan Leslie
我的乐队，我的乐队，我们的乐队，你们的乐队，我们的乐队，才华横溢的Shauntan Leslie [04:21.70] [04:31.97]I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
我是这个乐队的主唱，我能让所有女孩子脱掉内裤 [04:35.19]I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
我是这个乐队的主唱，我的salsa让所有的漂亮女孩儿想要跳舞 [04:39.64]My salsa
我的salsa