Master Of The House-Les Misérables: International Cast

[ti:Master of the House] [ar:Claude-Michel Schonberg] [al:Les Miserables] [by:] [offset:0] [00:14.93]Come on you old pest [00:16.37]Fetch a bottle of your best [00:17.62]What's the nectar of the day [00:19.43] [00:20.75]Here try this lot [00:21.88]Guaranteed to hit the spot [00:23.20]Or I'm not Thenardier [00:25.77]Give us a glass of rum [00:26.95]Landlord over here [00:28.33]Right away you scum [00:29.58]Right away Monsieur [00:31.44]God this place has gone to hell [00:33.13]So you tell me every year [00:34.74] [00:36.81]Mine host Thenardier [00:37.62] [00:38.15]He was there so they say [00:39.72]At the field of Waterloo [00:42.28] [00:42.84]Got there it's true [00:44.02]When the fight was all through [00:45.33]But he knew just what to do [00:48.61]Crawling through the mud so I've heard it said [00:51.36]Picking through the pockets of the English dead [00:54.13]He made a tidy score from the spoils of war [00:59.99] [01:01.13]My band of soaks my den of dissolute's [01:04.38]My dirty jokes my always pissed as newts [01:08.00]My sons of whores spend there lives in my inn [01:13.25] [01:14.57]Homing pigeons homing in [01:17.70]They fly through my doors [01:22.13]And their money's good as yours [01:25.08] [01:26.45]Ain't got a clue what he put into this stew [01:28.89]Must've scraped it off the street [01:30.49] [01:32.11]God what a wine Chateauneuf du Terpentine [01:34.64]Must've pressed it with his feet [01:36.96]Landlord over here [01:38.39]Where's the bloody man [01:39.89]One more for the road [01:41.33]One more slug of gin [01:42.84]Just one more or my old man is gonna do me in [01:46.17] [01:53.11]Welcome Monsieur sit yourself down [01:56.49]And meet the best innkeeper in town [01:59.99] [02:00.99]As for the rest all of 'em crooks: [02:04.68]Rooking their guests and crooking the books [02:08.05] [02:10.06]Seldom do you see [02:12.28] [02:13.41]Honest men like me [02:16.03]A gent of good intent [02:18.73]Who's content to be [02:21.80] [02:22.92]Master of the house doling out the charm [02:26.24]Ready with a handshake and an open palm [02:28.73] [02:29.32]Tells a saucy tale makes a little stir [02:32.46]Customers appreciate a bon-viveur [02:35.52]Glad to do a friend a favor [02:38.71]Doesn't cost me to be nice [02:41.08] [02:41.83]But nothing gets you nothing [02:43.46]Everything has got a little price [02:46.70] [02:48.06]Master of the house keeper of the zoo [02:51.13]Ready to relieve 'em of a sou or two [02:54.25]Watering the wine making up the weight [02:57.32]Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight [03:00.44]Everybody loves a landlord [03:03.00] [03:03.56]Everybody's bosom friend [03:06.25]I do whatever pleases [03:07.95]Jesus Won't I bleed 'em in the end [03:10.52] [03:11.08]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [03:14.02]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [03:17.14]Servant to the poor butler to the great [03:20.08]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [03:22.51] [03:23.12]Everybody's boon companion [03:26.24]Everybody's chaperone [03:29.06]But lock up your valises [03:30.81]Jesus Won't I skin you to the bone [03:33.31] [03:38.38]Enter Monsieur lay down your load [03:41.44]Unlace your boots rest from the road [03:44.54] [03:46.73]This weighs a ton travel's a curse [03:49.86]But here we strive to lighten your purse [03:53.32] [03:55.52]Here the goose is cooked [03:58.08] [03:58.77]Here the fat is fried [04:00.87] [04:01.40]But nothing's overlooked [04:04.09]Till I'm satisfied [04:07.26] [04:08.40]Food beyond compare Food beyond belief [04:11.21]Mix it in a mincer and pretend it's beef [04:14.50]Kidney of a horse liver of a cat [04:17.50]Filling up the sausages with this and that [04:20.56]Residents are more than welcome [04:22.19] [04:23.51]Bridal suite is occupied [04:26.44]Reasonable charges [04:28.19]Plus some little extras on the side [04:31.20] [04:32.70]Charge 'em for the lice extra for the mice [04:35.83]Two percent for looking in the mirror twice [04:39.01]Here a little slice there a little cut [04:41.95]Three percent for sleeping with the window shut [04:45.03]When it comes to fixing prices [04:47.09] [04:47.79]There are a lot of tricks he knows [04:50.98]How it all increases all them bits and pieces [04:53.86]Jesus It's amazing how it grows [04:57.23]Master of the house quick to catch yer eye [04:59.99]Never wants a passerby to pass him by [05:02.99]Servant to the poor butler to the great [05:05.99]Comforter philosopher and lifelong mate [05:09.06]Everybody's boon companion [05:12.06]Gives 'em everything he's got [05:14.75]Dirty bunch of geezers [05:16.43]Jesus What a sorry little lot [05:18.43] [05:24.32]I used to dream that I would meet a prince [05:28.19]But God Almighty have you seen what's happened since [05:33.09] [05:34.22]Master of the house Isn't worth me spit [05:38.29]`Comforter philosopher' and lifelong sh*t [05:41.98]Cunning little brain regular Voltaire [05:45.17] [05:45.73]Thinks he's quite a lover but there's not much there [05:49.41]What a cruel trick of nature landed me with such a louse [05:56.23] [05:56.93]God knows how I've lasted living with this bastard in the house [06:02.25]Master of the house [06:03.69]Master and a half [06:05.35]Comforter philosopher [06:05.72] [06:06.29]Ah don't make me laugh [06:08.36]Servant to the poor butler to the great [06:11.30]Hypocrite and toady and inebriate [06:14.30]Everybody bless the landlord [06:16.27] [06:17.46]Everybody bless his spouse [06:20.27]Everybody raise a glass [06:22.52] [06:23.71]Raise it up the master's arse [06:25.59] [06:26.54]Everybody raise a glass to the Master of the House