Pettin' And Porkin'-Louis Jordan

[ti:Pettin' and Pokin'] [ar:Louis Jordan] [al:Choo Choo Ch'boogie, Vol. 5] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Pettin' And Porkin' - Louis Jordan (路易斯·乔丹) [00:09.34]Now this is the story of jack jill [00:11.35]And I don't mean the [00:12.31]Couple who went up the hill [00:13.53]I just mean a couple of lovers [00:14.76]That live next door and their always battling [00:16.86]I'm just trying to keep the score [00:18.22]Their always petting poking [00:19.40]Jabbing joking cueing crackin [00:21.27]And woein wrackin [00:22.41]They keep neckin knocking singing socking shawking [00:25.06]Squeening burning freezing [00:26.74]Why he holds her hands as long [00:28.43]As he's able but when he lets go [00:30.26]She bops him with a table [00:31.54]They start right in [00:32.38]Patting pinching clouding clinching [00:33.56]Their enjoying themselves having a good time [00:35.70] [00:44.47]Now reverend greenthought [00:45.28]That he'll call one day [00:46.83]On this nicely newly weds across [00:48.33]The way but just as the pastor [00:50.32]Knock on the door a straight right [00:52.05]Connected mop he hit the floor [00:53.57]They was petting poking and [00:54.79]Banging bopping cooing [00:55.91]Kissing hitting missing they [00:57.61]Kept on grooving grieving [00:58.93]Loving leaving kicking cracking [01:00.83]Ticking tacking [01:01.79]Now one night a neighbour tried [01:03.43]Some intervention but one short jab [01:05.26]Knocked out his good intention [01:06.72]They started right in stewing stabbing [01:08.35]And jiving jabbing having a good time [01:10.41] [01:19.69]Now once a lion escaped from a [01:21.44]Circus train he strayed in jack's jill's domain [01:24.24]Just then they got into [01:25.40]A towering rage the lion took one [01:27.03]Look jumped back in to his cage they [01:28.84]Started swotting swinging [01:29.73]Potting playing stomping stabbing [01:32.09]Grooving grasping they kept [01:33.68]Dancing ducking tripping trucking [01:35.28]Potting pleading banging bleeding [01:37.14]Her mother said [01:37.96]I'll go right in there fetch her [01:39.63]But mum came out riding [01:40.80]On a stretcher they [01:41.84]Started right in there [01:42.70]Hitting holding fainting folding they [01:44.14]Was enjoying themselves having a good time [01:45.86] [01:55.01]Now once a reporter called in on the wife [01:57.00]Just to gather some dither [01:58.23]On her hectic life she told him she found [02:00.45]No time for books she always [02:01.89]Busy ducking from left hooks [02:03.12]They were always swotting swinging [02:04.72]Socking singing cutting cuddling [02:06.50]Messing muddling they kept on [02:08.79]Foundering fussing kissing cussing teasing swotting [02:11.32]Squeaking once a voice said stop [02:13.88]I'm the law [02:14.82]But all he stopped was a hay maker to the jaw [02:16.88]They started in jiving jumping trobbing thumping [02:19.11]They was enjoying themselves you see [02:21.18]They were in love ain't married [02:23.29]Life wonderful hey will somebody call [02:25.79]Dr Kildare is dr krishna in the house