Protect & Survive-The Dubliners

[ti:Protect & Survive] [ar:The Dubliners] [al:Heritage Songs] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Protect & Survive - The Dubliners [00:04.46]Well the government's made a document [00:06.83]To help prevent embarrassment [00:09.15]And in the event of an accident [00:11.34]Catching us with our trousers down [00:13.66]It's no use to you when you're dead [00:15.92]Nor even when alive [00:17.93]And the name of this piece of paper is [00:20.41]Protect and survive [00:22.49]So when the nukes come raining down [00:24.96]It's great to be alive well [00:27.33]World war three can be such fun [00:29.27]If you protect and survive [00:31.82]Protect and survive [00:34.88] [00:37.26]Well a nuclear strike can be recognised [00:39.49]It would stand out in a crowd [00:41.73]There's a flash then a bang then a blast of heat [00:44.02]Then a bloody great mushroom cloud [00:46.25]So if you happen to see one at [00:48.44]The end of your street [00:50.46]Would you please pick up the telephone [00:52.85]And inform your local police [00:54.82] [00:55.32]So when the nukes come raining down [00:57.65]It's great to be alive well [00:59.95]World war three can be such fun [01:01.82]If you protect and survive [01:04.32]Protect and survive [01:07.09] [01:09.89]Put sticky tape on your windows [01:12.07]Block your ears and close your eyes [01:13.62] [01:14.25]They don't make a blind bit of difference [01:16.16]You won't have to watch yourself fry [01:18.66]If you find yourself in the target zone [01:21.01]And you haven't got a shelter [01:23.21]Take a spade into the garden [01:25.49]And dig like merry hell Sir [01:27.85]So when the nukes come raining down [01:30.28]It's great to be alive well [01:32.64]World war three can be such fun [01:34.66]If you protect and survive [01:37.09]Protect and survive [01:39.87] [01:42.56]They've got strategic ICBM's [01:44.89]Both theatre and tactical [01:47.16]With independently targeted [01:49.47]Multiple re entry vehicles [01:51.87]Backfire bombers Polaris sub's cruise missiles [01:54.72]And the boys who hang around the Pentagon [01:58.30]Can't wait to use these toys [02:00.82]So when the nukes come raining down [02:02.97]It's great to be alive well [02:05.36]World war three can be such fun [02:07.36]If you protect and survive [02:09.85]Protect and survive [02:12.69] [02:15.60]When Armageddon gets underway [02:17.68]And the rockets come pouring down [02:19.79]All the bloody politicians who started it [02:22.16]Will scuttle off underground [02:24.42]And when they finally re emerge [02:26.70]With no life to be found [02:28.64]They can administrate the rubble [02:30.61]And they can order each other around [02:33.51]So when the nukes come raining down [02:35.84]It's great to be alive well [02:38.10]World war three can be such fun [02:39.97]If you protect and survive [02:42.59]Protect and survive [02:45.38] [02:48.06]For they give us a four minute warning [02:50.17]When the rockets are on their way [02:52.52]To give us time to panic [02:54.67]And Christians time to pray [02:57.15]So when you hear the siren's going [02:59.33]Place your head between your thighs [03:01.50]Whilst maintaining this posture [03:03.70]You can make a final gesture [03:06.01]And with a little muscular pressure [03:08.02]You can kiss your arse goodbye [03:10.77]So when the nukes come raining down [03:13.10]It's great to be alive well [03:15.39]World war three can be such fun [03:17.40]If you protect and survive [03:19.91]Protect and survive [03:22.28]Protect and