A Hymn To Him-Rex Harrison

[ti:A Hymn To Him] [ar:Rex Harrison] [al:My Fair Lady Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]A Hymn To Him - Rex Harrison [00:01.38]What in all of heaven could've promted her to go [00:03.93]After such a triumph as the ball [00:07.12]What could've depressed her; [00:08.56]What could've possessed her [00:10.20]I cannot understand the wretch at all [00:11.83] [00:27.79]Women are irrational that's all there is to that [00:30.58]There heads are full of cotton hay and rags [00:33.57]They're nothing but exasperating irritating [00:34.56] [00:35.51]Vacillating calculating agitating [00:37.90]Maddening and infuriating hags [00:40.97] [00:47.68]Pickering why can't a woman be more like a man [00:55.47]Hmm [00:57.03]Yes [00:57.40]Why can't a woman be more like a man [01:01.26]Men are so honest so thoroughly square; [01:04.38]Eternally noble historic'ly fair; [01:07.43]Who when you win will always give your back a pat [01:11.05]Well why can't a woman be like that [01:14.80]Why does ev'ryone do what the others do [01:18.30]Can't a woman learn to use her head [01:21.67]Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do [01:24.74]Why don't they grow up- well like their father instead [01:28.23]Why can't a woman take after a man [01:31.35]Men are so pleasant so easy to please; [01:34.72]Whenever you are with them you're always at ease [01:37.84]Would you be slighted if I didn't speak for hours [01:40.34]Of course not [01:41.64]Would you be livid if I had a drink or two [01:43.96]Nonsense [01:44.15]Would you be wounded if I never sent you flowers [01:47.08]Never [01:47.83]Well why can't a woman be like you [01:51.28]One man in a million may shout a bit [01:54.90]Now and then there's one with slight defects; [01:57.14] [01:58.55]One perhaps whose truthfulness you doubt a bit [02:01.60]But by and large we are a marvelous sex [02:05.30]Why can't a woman take after like a man [02:08.42]Cause men are so friendly good natured and kind [02:11.67]A better companion you never will find [02:15.03]If I were hours late for dinner would you bellow [02:17.96]Of course not [02:18.84]If I forgot your silly birthday would you fuss [02:20.90]Nonsense [02:21.65]Would you complain if I took out another fellow [02:24.08]Never [02:24.59]Well why can't a woman be like us [02:27.40]Mrs Pearce you're a woman [02:36.35]Why can't a woman be more like a man [02:40.21]Men are so decent such regular chaps [02:43.40]Ready to help you through any mishaps [02:46.08]Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum [02:49.84]Why can't a woman be a chum [02:53.86]Why is thinking something women never do [02:56.81]Why is logic never even tried [03:00.44]Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do [03:03.61]Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside [03:07.11]Why can't a woman behave like a man [03:10.23]If I was a woman who'd been to a ball [03:13.55]Been hailed as a princess by one and by all; [03:16.74]Would I start weeping like a bathtub overflowing [03:20.17]And carry on as if my home were in a tree [03:23.02]Would I run off and never tell me where I'm going [03:25.45] [03:26.84]Why can't a woman be like me