I'm The Greatest Star-Barbra Streisand

[ti:I'm The Greatest Star] [ar:Original Motion Picture Soundtrack] [al:Funny Girl - Original Soundtrack Recording] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.42]I have 36 expressions [00:01.80] [00:02.46]Sweet as pie and tough as leather [00:04.64]And that's six expressions more [00:05.72]Than all them Barrymores put together [00:08.42] [00:09.17]Instead of just kicking me why don't they give me a lift [00:13.48]Well it must me a plot [00:15.53]'Cause they're scared that I got such a gift [00:18.82] [00:20.16]Well I'm miffed [00:21.52] [00:22.86]'Cause I'm the greatest star [00:29.66]I am by far [00:32.15] [00:32.92]But no one knows it [00:36.21]Wait they're gonna hear a voice [00:38.66] [00:39.38]A silver flute [00:40.36] [00:42.53]There'll cheer each toot [00:43.79]( Yeah she's terrific ) [00:44.71] [00:45.47]When I expose it [00:46.79] [00:48.13]Now can't you see to look at me [00:49.96]That I'm a natural Camille [00:54.86]As Camille I just feel I have so much to offer [01:00.45](Hey listen kid I know I'd be divine because ) [01:02.50]I'm a natural cougher [01:06.53] [01:08.29](couching sounds) [01:09.13]Some ain't got it not a lump [01:11.39] [01:12.19]I'm a great big clump of talent [01:15.44]Laugh they'll bend in half [01:18.90](Did you ever hear that story about the traveling salesman ) [01:20.45]A thousand jokes [01:22.42](Stick around for the chokes) [01:23.89]A thousand faces I reiterate [01:28.67]When you're gifted [01:29.57] [01:30.12]Than you're gifted [01:31.06] [01:31.67]These are facts I got no ax to grind [01:35.00] [01:36.92]He what are you blind [01:38.45] [01:39.86]In all the world so far I'm the greatest star [01:44.70] [01:47.30]No autographs please [01:48.12](spoken) [01:48.44] [01:50.57]Do you thing beautiful girls are gonna stay in style forever [01:53.03]What if I say not any minute now there' gonna be out [01:55.96]Finished than it'll be my turn [01:57.99](sung) [01:58.74]Who is the pip with pizezz [02:02.98]Who is all ginger and jazz [02:06.09]Who is as glamorous as [02:09.16]Who's an American beauty rose [02:12.08]With an American beauty nose [02:15.07]And ten American beauty toes [02:17.91]Eyes on the target and wham [02:20.86]One shot one gunshot and bam [02:24.63] [02:25.38]He mister Keeney here I am [02:31.33] [02:40.99]I'm the greatest star [02:45.49]I am by far but no one knows it [02:51.74] [02:52.25]That's why I was born [02:55.67] [02:56.89]I blow my horn [03:01.43]Till someone blows it [03:05.69]I'll light up like a light [03:09.07] [03:09.59]Right up like a light [03:10.93] [03:12.03]I'll flicker then flare up ah ah [03:15.32]All the world's gonna stare up [03:19.25] [03:20.26]Looking down you'll never see me [03:22.83]Try the sky 'cause that'll be me [03:25.61]I can make them cry [03:27.08] [03:28.15]I can make them sigh [03:30.12]Some day they'll clamor for my drama [03:32.43] [03:35.40]Have you guessed yet who's the best yet [03:39.92]If you ain't I'll tell you one more time [03:44.90] [03:45.49]You bet yer last dime [03:47.19] [03:48.22]In all of the world so far [03:50.29]I am the greatest greatest star