Colorado Cool-Aid-Johnny Paycheck

[ti:Colorado Cool-Aid] [ar:Johnny Paycheck] [al:Biggest Hits] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Colorado Cool-Aid - Johnny Paycheck [00:06.07]I was sittin' in this beer [00:07.15]Joint down in Houston Texas [00:08.96] [00:11.50]Was drinkin' Colorado Kool-Aid [00:12.98] [00:13.51]And talkin' to some Mexicans [00:14.71] [00:17.20]An' we was what's that you say [00:19.70] [00:21.06]What's Colorado Kool-Aid [00:22.12] [00:25.98]Well it's a can of Coors brewed [00:28.90]From a mountain stream [00:29.86] [00:31.20]It'll set you head on fire [00:32.99]And make your kidneys scream [00:34.20] [00:35.86]Oh it sure is fine [00:37.11] [00:39.51]Yeah we was havin' ourselves [00:40.51]One of them real good times [00:42.22] [00:47.74]But you know [00:48.47]Every beer joint that you've everbeen in [00:50.39] [00:52.01]Some big [00:52.74]Mean drunk who just ain't got no friend [00:55.17] [00:57.02]Sure enough [00:57.74]He wants to fight [00:58.58] [01:00.98]Yeah he's gonna whip everything in sight [01:03.05] [01:08.26]Well he took him a big swallow of beer [01:10.81]And he walked over [01:12.28]And spit in my Mexican friends ear [01:13.75] [01:16.26]Sure enough [01:16.72]That made my buddie real mad [01:18.12] [01:20.52]That's somethin' like he ain't never had [01:22.32] [01:26.55]Well sir he pulled out a big [01:29.81]Long switch blade knife; [01:31.10] [01:32.45]Quick as a whistle he began to slice [01:34.14] [01:36.14]An that big mean drunk stood back [01:37.78] [01:38.48]His face full of tears [01:39.78] [01:41.35]Lookin' down at the floor [01:42.43] [01:43.25]An' one of his ears [01:44.28] [01:47.46]Ha he cut that thing off even with the sideburns [01:50.60] [01:52.76]You might say the little Mexican fella [01:54.24] [01:54.81]He just didn't give a durn [01:56.10] [01:59.49]But he was a gentleman about it [02:00.87] [02:02.40]An' bent over and with a half way grin [02:04.18] [02:05.06]Picked it up and handed it back to him [02:07.01] [02:09.65]He said: "Now big man [02:10.83] [02:12.52]You get the urge to spit a little beer [02:14.34] [02:15.68]"Just open up your hand there [02:16.90] [02:17.51]And spit it in your own ear [02:18.96] [02:20.15]"Won't be no trouble that way [02:21.50] [02:23.47]" That's what I heard him say [02:24.55] [02:27.25]And I said: "Barmaid [02:28.24] [02:28.77]Set us up a round of that Colorado Kool-Aid [02:31.12] [02:33.24]"An while you're up their [02:34.64]Bring this big fella [02:35.26]Here a box of Band aids " [02:36.65] [02:38.56]Now let me tell you: [02:39.82]If you're ever ridin' down in south of Texas [02:41.42] [02:42.62]Decide to stop an' drink some Colorado Kool-Aid [02:45.02] [02:46.41]An' maybe talk to some Mexicans [02:47.69] [02:48.56]An' you get the urge to get a little tough [02:50.62] [02:51.63]Better make damn sure [02:52.74]You got your knife proof ear-muff [02:54.14] [02:57.11]Hey ain't that right big man [02:58.73] [03:01.33]I said ain't that right big man [03:02.68] [03:03.83]Ah hell he can't hear [03:04.94] [03:06.66]Not on this side anyway [03:08.03]He ain't got no ear [03:09.05] [03:11.45]Hey barmaid bring us all a big [03:14.35]Tall glass of that Colorado Kool-Aid [03:15.80] [03:16.70]How about it [03:17.34] [03:22.63]How you doin' big man [03:23.76] [03:24.90]Still got your ear there in your hand