Three Little Pigs-Green Jelly

[ti:Three Little Pigs] [ar:Green Jelly] [al:Cereal Killer Soundtrack] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Three Little Pigs (三只小猪) - Green Jelly [00:07.52]Why don't you sit right back [00:11.70]And I I may tell you a tale [00:18.12]A tale of three little pigs [00:22.12]And a BIG BAD WOLFFF [00:46.87]Well the first little piggy well he was kinda hip [00:50.16]He spent most of his days just a dreamin of the city [00:53.66]And then one day he bought a guitar [00:57.04]He moved to Hollywood to become a star [01:00.40]But living on the farm he knew nothing of the city [01:03.58]Built his house out of straw what a pity [01:07.17]And then one day jammin on some chords [01:10.33]Along came the wolf knocking on his door [01:12.91](Chorus) [01:13.90]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [01:17.22]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [01:20.18]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [01:23.19]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [01:26.63]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [01:29.88]Huffin puffin blow your house in [01:33.34]Huffin puffin blow your house in [01:36.65]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [01:39.96] [01:46.72]Well the second little piggy well he was kinda stoked [01:49.97]He spent most of his time just a ganga smokin [01:53.66]Huffin and a puffin down on Venice Beach [01:56.79]Getting paid money for religious speech [02:00.35]He built his shelter from what he garbage picked [02:03.57]Mostly made up of old cans and sticks [02:07.09]Then one day he was cranking out Bob Marley [02:10.34]And along came the Wolf on his big bad Harley [02:13.77]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [02:17.15]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [02:19.40] [02:20.24]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [02:23.73]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [02:26.71]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [02:29.97]Huffin puffin blow your house in [02:33.28]Huffin puffin blow your house in [02:36.65]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [02:46.94]Well the third little piggy the grade A student [02:49.88]His daddy was a rock star named Pig Nugent [02:53.42]Earned his Masters Degree from Harvard College [02:56.86]Built his house from his architect knowledge [03:00.11]A tri-level mansion Hollywood Hills [03:03.42]Daddy's rock stardom paid for the bills [03:06.67]And then one day came the old house smasher [03:10.05]The BIG BAD WOLF THE LITTLE PIGGY SLASHER [03:13.17]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [03:17.11]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [03:20.05]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [03:23.11]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [03:26.60]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [03:29.83]Huffin puffin blow your house in [03:33.18]Huffin puffin blow your house in [03:36.37]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [03:46.48]Well the big bad Wolf [03:48.30]Well he huffed and he puffed all that he could [03:53.30]And low and behold the little piggy's house stood [03:56.56]"IT'S MADE OUT OF CONCRETE " the little piggy shouted [03:59.88]The wolf just frowned as he pouted [04:02.96]So they called nine-eleven like any piggy would [04:06.59]The sent out RAMBO just as fast as they could [04:14.61](Rambo) [04:15.55]"YO WOLF-FACE I'M YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE YOUR A** IS MINE " [04:42.34](gunshots) [04:42.52]Well the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see [04:45.65]So thats to end the story for you and me [04:49.18]If you still give a listen you just may here a big wolf or little piggy [04:54.80]Say [04:55.30] [04:56.05]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [04:59.88]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [05:02.44]Little Pig Little Pig let me in [05:06.13]NOT BY THE HAIR OF MY CHINNY CHIN CHIN [05:08.83]Well I'm huffin I'm puffin I'll blow your house in [05:12.27]Huffin puffin blow your house in [05:15.49]Huffin puffin blow your house in [05:18.62]Huffin and a puffin and I'll blow your house in [05:22.57] [05:23.09]" And the moral of the story is ' A band with no talent can easily amuse [05:42.01]Idiots with a stupid puppet show "