Used 2B A Sperm-Digital Underground

[ti:Used 2B A Sperm] [ar:Digital Underground] [al:The Greenlight EP] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Used 2B A Sperm - Digital Underground [00:10.12]I used to be a sperm [00:11.73] [00:12.25]Was it fun [00:13.06]No it was hurry up run [00:14.94]I used to be a sperm [00:16.85]Was it fun [00:17.60]No it was hurry up run [00:19.90]I used to be a sperm [00:21.86]Was it fun [00:22.82]No it was hurry up run [00:24.03] [00:24.74]I used to be a sperm [00:26.82]Was it fun [00:27.73]No it was hurry up run [00:28.95] [00:29.76]Many years ago I was a sperm in a ball [00:31.75]In a really great nation a hundred million strong [00:34.38]And everybody's waiting for the big day [00:36.29]When they open up the main gate and let us go play [00:39.26]It only happens once in a lifetime [00:41.23]A chance to go to heaven [00:42.21]And in ball land heaven means the egg [00:44.29]Then out of a hundred million of us [00:45.76]Only one gets to dip in [00:47.68]Can you imagine the competition [00:49.42]An all-out bloody war to the finish line [00:51.79]My man al he was swimming in a squiggly line [00:54.05] [00:54.60]I said hey cap why you zig-zagging like that [00:56.13]He said I was raised baptist and this is what we practice [00:58.94]I'm trying to go to heaven [00:59.98]Look at page seventy-seven [01:01.74]It says a zig-zag line is divine [01:03.80]I'm like a'ight chill whatever it's clever [01:05.08]Me I got a different plan [01:06.25]I'm swimming in a straight line fast as I can [01:08.28]Peace [01:08.96]After that I seen my girl reese fine as f**k [01:11.06]But she was swimming in a circle like she's stuck [01:13.30]I'm like reese what up with it why you not running [01:15.57]She said I'm a christian and running is a sin [01:18.21]I said what about the egg baby what about survival [01:20.86]She said you better slow it down greg have you read the bible [01:23.49]Yeah and the koran and the color purple [01:25.42]But I strongly suggest you swim straight not in a circle [01:27.91]She said I'm a heathen and I'm having too much fun [01:30.82]But I left her standing there cause I gotta keep running [01:33.31]I used to be a sperm [01:34.74] [01:35.58]Was it fun [01:36.71]No it was hurry up run [01:37.94]I used to be a sperm [01:40.31]Was it fun [01:40.99]No it was hurry up run [01:42.87]Then I run into this brother named ben [01:45.26]Said suicide and holy war is how you get in [01:47.80]Reminded me of al a little bit except without the perm [01:50.34]I got away from ben he was killing other sperms [01:52.82]Germs I noticed on my left but I kept racing [01:55.62]They had a flag said gonorrhea nation [01:57.62]Expressions on they face was ugly plus they smelled bad [02:00.43]I was glad when I seen my man brad [02:02.07]I'm like brad what up with it why you not running [02:04.98]I just become a mormon won't be doing any running anymore [02:07.59]Oh no another bro bites the dust [02:09.92]He said have you met jesus yet [02:11.02]I said I gotta go I'm in a rush [02:12.42]You won't find the egg like that [02:14.15]Originally it was a curse if you're black [02:15.97]Oooh [02:17.00]I should have slapped that cap or dropped that cap [02:19.08]But I ain't got time to stop like that [02:20.61]How could he be so lost like that [02:22.42]Back to the race [02:23.15]I get to the main gate first but I pause [02:25.25]Cause I heard about them nations that were lost [02:27.15]To a titty or an a** f**k [02:28.47]Imagine it [02:29.45]Joke was on them [02:30.68]They were swimming around in sh*t [02:32.09]Another hundred million of us was dead when they found them [02:34.58]Died from the spermicide up inside a condom [02:36.72]Cats is on my heels [02:38.25]I gotta think fast [02:39.10]I guess it looks safe [02:39.96]Left the shaft of my world [02:40.96]Went out in pink space [02:42.42]And there it was as beautiful as all god [02:44.69]The mighty egg [02:45.31]Woo [02:45.48]Glad it wasn't no blow job [02:46.70]I used to be a sperm [02:48.54]Was it fun [02:50.04]No it was hurry up run [02:51.72]I used to be a sperm [02:53.08] [02:53.78]Was it fun [02:54.86]No it was hurry up run [02:56.07] [02:56.75]I used to be a sperm [02:58.72]Was it fun [02:59.21]Run run