Answering machine skit-Chamillionaire

"Niggas better see a ni**a roll Starch diamonds and I'm rollin on 84" Ay, ay, ay swang and I swang and I swang to the left I pop my trunk and now she tellin me she's so impressed (yes) It's the answer machine (yes), it's the answer machine Leave the message for me after the tone If you callin bout some money, you say I owe you youse a bloody lie That's a science fiction like that movie with the ugly fly Money stackin high, got it lookin like a money sky Jam rag by your thigh, (ha ha!) baby youse a bloody lie I don't care what they show you OR they tol' you, (tol' you) ni**a please! Tell you-know-who they shouldn'ta been bootleggin my mix CD (please!) Some of y'all sucks, so keep suckin while I squirt and squeeze Liftin up the muscle, like, "Hercules! Hercu-LES!" Hope you don't hurt ya knees, let me grant ya next wish Awkward feelin that you got soon as you leave ya ex-it Ladies, don't be shy, give it a try, you should mess wit The Mixtape Messiah's runnin in, that's right you guessed it Laid up wit a broad (broad), help me with my message It's Chamilitary mayne, you know who the best is You know won't nobody in the underground can test this You know who the flyest and the freshest in the flesh is Nah, I got no daughter or no son, but I confess this A playa in a playa that I'd know you'd be impressed wit I could sit here braggin about how lovely that my sex is But words cannot describe my lovin in a couple seconds Enough wit all the small talk, come over and undress miss You won't have a small thought when you come and undress this Naw, just say "ah" open up ya jaw and press this Up against ya tonsils then after that I'll press this.