G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.)-Watsky

[ti:G.O.A.T.(W.G.M.F.M.C.) [Explic] [ar:Watsky] [al:Watsky] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.52]Haha ha ha that was funny man [00:03.83]That was funny [00:04.77]Yeah So what's the uh what's the real track 4 though [00:07.59]The real track [00:08.96]Yeah That's- you're not actually gonna put that on the record though [00:11.90]Yeah That's actually track number 4 on the record [00:13.70]Watsky [00:14.38]I'm telling you man it's not a stretch It's possible to be funny and serious at the same time [00:18.15]Y'know Poignant [00:19.66]Watsky [00:20.20]Yes [00:21.10]You have to like [00:22.03]Disrespect women and talk about clubs and sh*t [00:23.74]Like that's really important nowadays That's what they want on the radio man [00:26.68]Y'know it's a track about [00:27.24]Y'know juvenile epilepsy and I feel like it'll be touching and- [00:29.63]See okay- You shouldn't have gone anywhere past juvenile [00:31.57] [00:32.36]Think JUVENILE You didn't say b**ch ONE TIME IN THAT RECORD [00:36.28]No but at the end of that eh- [00:37.91]Sprinkle it man Sprinkle some disrespect on it [00:39.22]Sprinkle it [00:40.22]Sprinkle a little disrespect on it There's no disrespect on the record it's too nice [00:43.46] [00:44.09]You need to have the big f**king glasses a funny hat where's your T-Pain effect [00:48.94]I want you to go back go home [00:51.18]And write a better song with more b**ches f**k more peoples' mothers and sisters and brothers and grandmothers and sh*t [00:57.18]Then come back here and we'll talk [01:00.16] [01:03.41]Lemme bounce with the beat for a second No homo [01:08.09] [01:08.61]Uhm yeah Whoo [01:11.80] [01:12.68]Get in bed like I'm at war [01:14.18]Make your vagina more than kinda sore [01:15.49] [01:16.67]I'm hung like a dinosaur [01:18.48]Sh*t your hymen tor [01:19.79]You're busted [01:20.98]You never grew up like a Toys R Us kid [01:23.61]I'm well-adjusted like jock strap crutches [01:26.60]Bang my old teachers while the preschool watches [01:29.34]Met a slow girl I was f**king her fast [01:31.79]Had some tight old p**sy and got stuck in the PAASSSTTTT [01:36.24]I molest old age Grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe [01:40.36]Is your chest cold babe [01:41.86]Are those boobs your goosebumps [01:43.67]Hey sugar tits can a pimp have two lumps [01:46.17]Measure my heart prick whatever the night [01:48.49]I use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height [01:52.73] [01:53.28]I'm healing myself I have a hole in my pocket [01:56.05]And I'm feeling myself [01:58.49] [01:59.17]I'm like WuTang your arts cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can [02:03.19]The rapper who can destroy mere humans [02:05.91]F**k your facelift f**k you're played whip [02:08.84]I built a spaceship to ride in while you're crusing Earth [02:11.84]Lampooning all the aliens that emcee in the Universe [02:15.09]The ten best rappers is a list of me [02:17.40]I exist to be the greatest rapper in history [02:19.40] [02:20.22]Built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle [02:22.90]Taught Plato to rap then kicked his a** in a battle [02:26.42]I'm the best rapper alive [02:28.17]That gets mistaken for Michael Cera everywhere he drives [02:32.03]F**K MICHAEL CERA [02:33.28]You weren't so super bad [02:34.49]When I was writing and [02:35.43]You were running around Rodeo yelling [02:36.55]"Who's your dad " [02:37.43] [02:39.81]UH [02:40.90] [02:43.16]Man f**k this