It's Not Cricket-Squeeze

[ti:It's Not Cricket] [ar:Squeeze] [al:Cool For Cats] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]It's Not Cricket - Squeeze [00:05.92]She used to do a topless down at the Surrey Docks [00:09.48]With tassels on her whatsits she did a t'riffic job [00:12.91]Of raising all the eyebrows of every lunchtime mob [00:16.59] [00:18.28]She went with all the tossers who kick about a ball [00:21.89]They say their club's the greatest she has and kissed them all [00:25.64]At the Arndale Center she's up against the wall [00:30.37]I can't name names cause that's not cricket [00:33.06] [00:33.99]I can't name names that would put me in it [00:37.74]But that's another story in the finish [00:43.29] [00:44.47]I saw them at the pictures a tangled heap of love [00:47.91]He had so many women but only classy stuff [00:51.65]I saw him at the clinic a pink card up his cuff [00:55.46] [00:57.08]One holiday in Bognor a stag night hit the town [01:00.52]The groom is in the car park with his trousers down [01:04.08]But that's another story that won't be going round [01:07.78] [01:09.08]I can't name names cause that's not cricket [01:12.89]I can't name names that would put me in it [01:17.26]But that's another story in the finish [01:19.94] [01:48.64]The Deptford had a beano to Southend for the night [01:52.27]With 40 crates of lager to see the Southend lights [01:55.83]The got home for their breakfast pissed out of their minds [02:00.31] [02:01.37]Girl This gave me the minces so I asked her for a dance [02:05.05]And in the death I kissed her and so I took a chance [02:08.49]And when I went to touch her she tried to break my arm [02:12.99] [02:13.55]I can't name names cause that's not cricket [02:17.24]I can't name names that would put me in it [02:20.61] [02:21.30]But that's another story in the finish