Put on tha Set-WC And The Maad Circle

[ti:Put on tha Set] [ar:WC And The Maad Circle] [al:Curb Servin] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Put on tha Set - WC And The Maad Circle [00:21.71]I got put on the set smokin Jimmy Jacks in a shack [00:24.96]With my ni**a Coolio got me to' the f**k back [00:28.22]High as a UFO standin in my drawers [00:31.79]In the hall talkin to the walls [00:33.97]Now a ni**a's spooked umm [00:37.35]*Snagglepuss voice* Heavens to merkatroids I'm looped [00:41.54]I'm tripping *normal voice* Ni**a what do I see [00:43.72]It's me that ni**a Dub C on the TV [00:46.03]Now I know I'm buzzed [00:48.13]Cause I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged [00:50.85]Damn this sh*t is like the Twilight Zone [00:53.74]*sings theme* Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na; I'm blowed [00:57.00]Cause now I'm havin illusions illusions [00:59.03]Of me on channel eleven on a black and white tube and [01:02.19]Mack and the Gene are one of mine show [01:04.82]Hangin with Sinead and they sippin on the four-oh [01:07.78]Now I know I'm trippin *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness [01:12.52]Let me change the TV and [01:14.03]Dizamn Once again there I go [01:16.15]But this time it's channel thirteen on Arsenio [01:18.97]I'm smokin a wet one on the couch [01:21.82]Givin up a fat middle finger to the crowd [01:24.56]I'm faded but not in a way in which you ever seen [01:28.10]Peep the side effects yeah I'm on the set [01:30.92]Chorus: *singers* [01:31.13]Asshole naked standin in front of the set; I'm wet [01:36.21]Ain't no escapin when yo' a** is wet; I'm wet [01:41.79]Look look way up in the sky everybody just [01:47.29]Look look and you'll find me flyin high [01:52.55]So there I was standin in front of the set mesmerized [01:55.66]Kickin off the scenery right before me eyes [01:58.42]High as a motherf**ker what was I to do [02:01.17]Cause now the yerm has got me thinkin I'm on channel two [02:04.51]Peep it -- bip-bip-bip like the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control [02:07.38]And now I see myself on Highway Patrol [02:09.76]Runnin from the Feds tryin to make my get away [02:12.38]But there's *singin* nowhere to run ba-bay [02:15.45]And now exhausted from this drama I needed a rest [02:18.64]So I went on channel four so I can catch my breath [02:21.51]Now who's this after five minutes of bein there [02:23.96]I met this motherf**ker named the Fresh Prince of Bel Air [02:27.03]Yeah this ni**a was funny I must admit it [02:29.60]But his Uncle and his cousin Carlton was straight b**ches [02:32.23]Them niggaz was cock blockin talkin bout killin me [02:35.05]Cause I told em I wanted to f**k the sh*t out of Hillary ooh [02:38.61]Now what's a realer trip to fantasy all I know [02:40.94]Is she was lookin good sportin them t-shirt and panties huh [02:43.70]I can't believe this sh*t ni**a I'm wet [02:46.14]F**k tricks my mind is playin with dipsticks I'm on the set [02:48.50]Chorus [02:59.86]Still blowed from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it [03:02.58]Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is scared and I'm nervous [03:05.95]Cause now the TV's changin by itself uh-oh danger [03:08.91]Cause now I see myself on channel nine on the Gladiators [03:12.43]I'm swingin on a rope with a gauge [03:14.55]Boom bang bang you niggaz can't hang [03:17.33]F**k a obstacle fool I had them buff b**ches runnin [03:20.15]Mass confusion now I hear one-time comin [03:21.98]So I swing to the exit jumped off and jetted [03:25.62]Thank God mama kept the baby gat ready [03:28.43]I left all them b**ches behind til I got to channel fifty-two [03:33.12]And there I found myself on Good Times [03:34.80]Here was me and this ni**a named J J [03:36.93]Out on a double date just sippin on Kool-Aid [03:39.12]Now umm ain't no need for me to pretenda [03:42.16]Like my date was all that like J J 's boo-boo Belinda [03:44.84]Yo but she had a a** like Thelma titties like Walona [03:47.53]Drunk off the Mad Dog I f**ked around and boned her [03:51.22]Like J J the p**sy was dy-no-mite though [03:53.60]I must admit the hoe had a mug as ugly as Flo' [03:55.75]I'm on tha set