You're the Top-Patti LuPone/Howard McGillin

[ti:You're the Top] [ar:万事皆可] [al:万事皆可] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.54]Billy where's the old crocker confidence [00:02.94]You think he's got one tiny fraction of your brains [00:06.00]Your looks your your [00:08.72] [00:10.62]At words poetic I'm so pathetic [00:12.87]That I always have found it best [00:15.23]Instead of getting 'em off my chest [00:17.65]To let 'em rest unexpressed [00:20.58]I hate parading my serenading [00:22.81]As I'll probably miss a bar [00:25.60]But if this ditty is not so pretty [00:27.92]But least it'll tell you [00:29.09]How great you are [00:30.06] [00:31.40]You're the top [00:33.60]You're the Colosseum [00:35.77]You're the top [00:37.96]You're the Louvre Museum [00:40.16]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss [00:43.51]You're a Bendel bonnet [00:44.82]A Shakespeare's sonnet [00:46.09]You're Mickey Mouse [00:47.61] [00:49.13]You're the Nile [00:51.25]You're the Tower of Pisa [00:53.53]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa [00:57.14] [00:57.80]I'm a worthless check a total wreck a flop [01:01.13]But if baby I'm the bottom you're the top [01:05.02] [01:06.03]Your words poetic are not pathetic [01:08.29]On the other hand babe you shine [01:10.39]And I can feel after every line [01:12.96]A thrill divine [01:14.54]Down my spine [01:15.82]Now gifted humans like Vincent Youmans [01:18.01]Might think that your song is bad [01:20.47]But I got a notion [01:21.84]I'll second the motion [01:22.94]And this is what I'm going to add; [01:25.38] [01:26.52]You're the top [01:27.21] [01:28.69]You're Mahatma Gandhi [01:30.10] [01:30.86]You're the top [01:31.62] [01:33.16]You're Napoleon Brandy [01:34.51] [01:35.38]You're the purple light [01:36.61]Of a summer night in Spain [01:38.73]You're the National Gallery [01:40.10]You're Garbo's salary [01:41.00]You're cellophane [01:42.56] [01:44.37]You're sublime [01:46.47]You're turkey dinner [01:47.87] [01:48.54]You're the time a derby winner [01:52.21] [01:53.08]I'm a toy balloon that is fated soon to pop [01:55.96] [01:56.47]But if baby I'm the bottom [01:58.34]You're the top [01:59.78] [02:02.05]You're the top [02:02.76] [02:04.43]You're an arrow collar [02:06.59]You're the top [02:09.02]You're a Coolidge dollar [02:11.08]You're the nimble tread [02:12.20]Of the feet of Fred Astaire [02:15.14] [02:18.01]You're an O'Neill drama [02:19.16]You're Whistler's mama [02:20.21]You're camembert [02:21.84] [02:23.60]You're a rose [02:25.90]You're Inferno's Dante [02:28.12]You're the nose [02:30.39]On the great Durante [02:32.61]I'm just in a way [02:33.92]As the French would say "de trop" [02:36.04]But if baby I'm the bottom [02:37.84]You're the top [02:39.51] [02:52.98]You're the top [02:55.11]You're a dance in Bali [02:57.31]You're the top [02:59.34]You're a hot tamale [03:01.71]You're an angel you [03:02.63]Simply too too too diveen [03:04.98]You're a Boticcelli [03:06.17]You're Keats [03:06.75]You're Shelly [03:07.40]You're Ovaltine [03:08.28] [03:10.63]You're a boom [03:12.73]You're the dam at Boulder [03:14.92]You're the moon [03:17.13]Over Mae West's shoulder [03:19.32]I'm the nominee of the G O P [03:21.54]Or gop [03:22.92]But if baby I'm the bottom [03:24.64]You're the top [03:26.20] [03:28.44]You're the top [03:30.68]You're a Waldorf salad [03:32.91]You're the top [03:33.67] [03:35.16]You're a Berlin ballad [03:37.23]You're the boats that glide [03:38.58]On the sleepy Zuider Zee [03:40.76]You're an old Dutch master [03:42.10]You're Lady Astor [03:42.97]You're broccoli [03:46.34]You're romance [03:48.47]You're the steppes of Russia [03:50.69]You're the pants on a Roxy usher [03:55.08]I'm a broken doll a fol de rol a blop [03:58.43]But if baby I'm the bottom [04:02.94]You're the top [04:08.21]You're the Top - 万事皆可