Mr. Mistoffelees-Cats Cast

[ti:Mr. Mistoffelees] [ar:Andrew Lloyd Webber] [al:猫] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Mr. Mistoffelees - Cats Cast [00:05.43]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees [00:07.12]The original Conjuring Cat [00:08.05]The greatest magicians have something to learn [00:09.87]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn [00:11.55]Presto [00:12.12]And you'll all say: [00:13.67]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:17.10] [00:17.72]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:22.21] [00:23.46]Oh Well I never Was there ever [00:28.15] [00:28.84]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [00:33.72] [00:35.65]He is quiet and small [00:36.58]He is black [00:38.27]From the ears to the tip of his tail [00:40.15] [00:40.83]He can creep through the tiniest crack [00:43.07]He can walk on the narrowest rail [00:45.26] [00:46.26]He can pick any card from a pack [00:48.39] [00:49.07]He is equally cunning with dice [00:50.75] [00:51.81]He is always decieving you into believing [00:54.49]That he's only hunting for mice [00:56.18] [00:57.11]He can play any trick with a cork [00:59.98]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste [01:01.91] [01:02.54]If you look for a knife or a fork [01:04.41] [01:05.22]And you think it was merely misplaced [01:07.01] [01:08.13]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone [01:11.01]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn [01:13.31] [01:14.56]And we all say: [01:15.80] [01:16.49]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:19.99] [01:20.68]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:25.29] [01:27.80]Oh Well I never Was there ever [01:30.98] [01:31.60]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [01:36.22] [01:38.52]His manner is vague and aloof [01:41.08]You would think there was nobody shyer [01:42.95] [01:43.77]But his voice has been heard on the roof [01:45.83] [01:46.52]When he was curled up by the fire [01:48.51] [01:49.32]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire [01:51.25] [01:52.07]When he was about on the roof [01:53.75] [01:55.00](At least we all heard that somebody purred) [01:57.56]Which is uncontestable proof [01:58.87] [02:00.18]Of his singular magical powers [02:01.92] [02:02.61]And I've known the family to call [02:04.61] [02:05.41]Him in from the garden for hours [02:07.36] [02:08.35]When he was asleep in the hall [02:10.29] [02:11.16]And not long ago this phenomenal cat [02:14.03]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat [02:17.09]And we all say: [02:19.46]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:22.91] [02:23.54]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:29.08] [02:30.89]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:34.08] [02:34.84]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:39.40] [02:40.15]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:44.97] [02:45.71]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [02:51.46] [02:52.69]Oh Well I never Was there ever [02:55.88] [02:56.57]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:01.62] [03:03.68]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:06.67] [03:07.30]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:12.48] [03:14.64]Oh Well I never Was there ever [03:17.57] [03:18.13]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:21.85] [03:23.30]Ladies and gentlemen [03:23.79]I give you the marvelous [03:25.04]Magical Mr Mistoffelees [03:27.23] [03:28.48]Presto