Table Top (tanner4105 Remix)-Beefy

[ti:Table Top (tanner4105 Remix)] [ar:Beefy] [al:Rolling Doubles] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Table Top (tanner4105 Remix) - Beefy [00:02.19]Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top [00:05.24]So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop [00:09.07]I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan [00:12.52]Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man [00:16.13]Back up with a soda pop [00:17.73]Rolling doubles all night and I'm feeling hot [00:19.48]See that I'm getting outta jail free [00:21.21]Hitting duce 5s yo that's my Free Parking [00:23.46]Feeling pretty dopehat knowin' I'm winning these games tonight [00:26.70]Collect 20 bucks from everybody who's feeling good alright [00:28.81] [00:29.47]Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen [00:33.83]I got my D my handbook and my trusty character sheet [00:36.39] [00:37.74]My warrior is known to do 8+1 with his fists [00:41.08]Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn't exist [00:44.80]"Alright you guys get to the dungeon and you [00:46.41]Finally see the siren that's been causing all this trouble " [00:48.73]"Can I have sex with it " [00:49.67]"No you can't have you know what You've been warned Put your dice down " [00:52.02]Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top [00:55.34]So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop [00:57.29] [00:58.91]I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan [01:02.49]Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man [01:06.35]I receive my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin [01:09.59]Thinking that I'm getting the good treasure That's a great assumption [01:13.30]Back down with the power glove [01:14.59]For once we're gonna show this table love [01:16.27]Turn the TV off and grab some dice [01:18.08]This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night [01:20.21]Nobody's trading with Beefy when we play SOC [01:21.95] [01:24.00]I tell 'em that I've got wood for sheep they just make faces at me [01:27.55]We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip [01:30.57]3am but I don't care my friend you know it's time for conflict [01:34.85]Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top [01:37.81]So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop [01:41.68]I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan [01:45.13]Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man [01:49.35]Never been a fan of Scrabble [01:50.56]Words or birds or psychobabble [01:52.20]Thanks to the net I can beat my friends in Portland and Seattle [01:55.41]We need three days for some RISK [01:57.57]Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists [01:59.45]But I sit back I don't get pissed [02:02.57]I'll win cause I'm an optimist [02:03.87]Game of Life Don't waste my time [02:04.83]I'd rather go back home and rhyme [02:06.01]I came here for games and friends [02:07.48]I wipe the smudge from off my lens [02:09.70]Then I stand up on my seat [02:11.33]Dispense this knowledge I decree [02:13.41]That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives [02:17.09]Saturday night I'm bringing skills here at the table top [02:20.58]So much better at Monopoly than at this Nerdcore hip-hop [02:24.13]I won at Tongiaki Uno and Settlers of Catan [02:27.68]Hand me a twenty sided die and I'll show you who is the man