Folk Monologue/Value (Live)-Barbra Streisand

[ti:] [ar:] [al:] [by:时间戳工具V2.0_20200810] [offset:0] [00:00.06]Barbra Streisand [00:00.57]Folk Monologue Value [00:01.14]Can I get my glass of tea Mmm nothing like it [00:10.56] [00:13.08]At this time I would like very much to do a Folksong Since Folksongs [00:20.13]I think are still popular today Uhm this one is in Latvian and it's [00:29.73]From Latvia And it's about this Tahitian girl who uhm had this lover [00:38.46] [00:39.45]And then one day this lover decides that he doesn't like her anymore [00:43.26]And likes her sister better So she decided that the only thing to do [00:48.99]Naturally was to kill herself see So one day oh was very nice out [00:55.38]About 75 degrees and she was taking this walk down to the river to [01:02.31]Drown when she she tripped over this rock see And uhm oh it was [01:10.20]Awful I mean she broke her glasses she scrapped her knees And uhm [01:14.61] [01:15.78]Just at this minute the lover and the sister happen to come by in a [01:19.08]Taxicab So see they saw her on the floor and she having an [01:25.26]Astigmatism in her left eye she thought that it was a wild bore So [01:31.14] [01:32.82]She figured oh boy I'd better get down to the river fast to drown so [01:35.49] [01:36.93]She runs down there and what do you know the river was frozen So I [01:43.92]Mean she just stood there you know and she went tchhh like that Tch [01:49.53] [01:50.82]And uhm because I mean she couldn't do it that day See it was a [01:55.41]Small town they only had one river so Anyway than she figured oh [02:00.57]It's getting late better get home cause her mamma would be worried [02:02.67]And would kill her if she was late for supper you know So I mean [02:06.90]She gets up and she starts walking around home and she bumps in to [02:11.28]This guy and what do you know he turns out to be an optometrist [02:16.05] [02:18.93]And just happens to happen to have her 'suscription' So anyway uh [02:26.55] [02:27.42]Oh I'm sorry 'suBscription' So anyway I mean she's I don't want [02:35.94]You to think that this is one of those Hollywood like stories：She [02:37.59] [02:38.28]Gets the glasses and sees happily ever after I mean this is you [02:41.88]Know no like that I mean she had to pay for the glasses just like [02:45.15]You and me she well oh well I mean I don't want you to think [02:49.14]That I'm lying but she did get about a dollar fifty off dollar [02:51.72]Sixty five So anyway uhm this guy [02:56.64]Oh [02:57.00] [02:58.20]Turned out to be very [02:59.10] [03:00.84]Nice and he even told her where she could find another river [03:03.36] [03:04.65]So I'll tell you the truth this girl was a real creep I mean [03:10.20] [03:12.81]You know who would wanna sing a song about her I mean her sister [03:15.69] [03:16.20]Was really much nicer And uhm I mean I I think she came from [03:19.71]A better family [03:20.52] [03:23.67]Call me a boob [03:24.45] [03:25.68]Call me a schlemiel [03:26.52] [03:28.02]Call me a brain with a missing wheel [03:29.85] [03:30.63]Call me what you will [03:31.65] [03:32.25]But nonetheless I'm still [03:33.78]In love with Harold Mingert [03:36.36] [03:38.07]It's not because he has a car [03:41.22]Arnie Fleisher has a car [03:42.69] [03:43.26]And a car is just a car [03:44.73]But if Harold didn't have a car too his name [03:47.67]I guess I'd love him just the same [03:50.64] [03:52.05]Call me what you will [03:53.46]But nonetheless I'm still [03:54.75]In love with Harold Mingert [03:56.61]And it's not because he has a wealthy family [03:59.61]Arnie Fleischer has a wealthy family [04:01.38]But money isn't everything [04:03.12]And if Harold didn't have a car too his name [04:06.63]I know I'd love him just the same [04:10.11] [04:11.16]But sometimes I ask myself why than [04:14.07]Do I than love Harold Mingert [04:16.56]Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart [04:18.54]And I don't find romance and a dance in his heart [04:20.91] [04:21.54]The only answers I can think about [04:25.02]Harold Mingert's money and Harold Mingert's car [04:26.55] [04:28.47]Call me what you will [04:30.00]But non the less I'm still [04:31.29]In love with Harold Mingert [04:33.51] [04:35.97]Also Arnie Fleisher