Slurf Song-Michael Hurley/Unholy Modal Rounders/Jeffrey Frederick/The Clamtones

Oh, a little wishbone--I make a wish for a potato Oh, a little wishbone--I make a wish for a potato I make a wish for a potato Picking out the fishbones in my perch from Lake Champlain Picking out the fishbones in my perch from Lake Champlain Whoa, those perch Whoa, those bones Cooking a tortilla, so much fun when you got a bowl of beans Cooking a tortilla, so much fun when you got a bowl of beans So much fun Whoa, those beans When we make spaghetti everybody gathers 'round and they eat it by the pound When we make spaghetti everybody gathers 'round and they eat it by the pound They all gather 'round They eat it by the pound We fill up our guts, then we turn it into shit, then we get rid of it We fill up our guts, then we turn it into shit, then we get rid of it Turn it into shit We get rid of it Oh, I see the dishes over there; they fill me with despair Oh, I see the dishes over there; they fill me with despair Dishes over there They fill me with despair