Dumb Dick (Richard)-Kool Moe Dee

[ti:Dumb Dick (Richard)] [ar:Kool Moe Dee] [al:Kool Moe Dee] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Dumb Dick (Richard) - Kool Moe Dee [00:03.20](Du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:04.13] [00:07.09](D-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:12.80](Du-dumb) (Dumb) [00:15.02] [00:16.95](D-d-d-dumb) (Dumb) [00:21.65] [00:39.34]Well listen up homeboys I got somethin to say [00:41.43]About a homeboy from back in the day [00:43.89]His name was Richard some called him Rick [00:46.19]But if you knew him like me you'd call him Dick [00:48.89]When we were growin up we stuck with each other [00:51.43]Like white on rice he was kinda like a brother [00:54.00]We had a lotta fun when we were kids [00:56.16]We always overlooked the dumb things he did [00:58.68]But the fun was over when we got to high school [01:01.22]Cause it was time for gettin girlies so we had to be cool [01:03.63]We had a lotta girlies and our friends were impressed [01:05.94]One thing went wrong Rick got obsessed [01:08.71]We wouldn't go to class always think about ass [01:10.98]Not if he was gonna pass if he would just last [01:13.38]Girls was all he was thinkin about [01:15.69]If the school was all boys he'da been dropped out [01:18.44]When he did drop out he felt no shame [01:20.68]And if you ask me he had the right name [01:23.25]Cause he hated to go but he loved to come [01:25.57]That's why I call him Dick cause Dick is Dumb [01:27.82]Dick [01:31.38](D-d-d-du-dumb) (Dumb) [01:33.82](Dumb Dick) [01:36.19](D-d-d-du-dumb) [01:38.51]He wouldn't go to school but he had to survive [01:40.34]So he went out and got him a 9 to 5 [01:42.81]Although he was lazy he had to work [01:45.06]Cause he had a lot of girls he needed money the jerk [01:47.53]As fast as he made it his money was spent [01:50.01]When it came to girls he didn't care where he went [01:52.46]He'd hound em like a dog so we used to say "fetch " [01:55.12]And it was no tellin what he would catch [01:57.24]He was in the doctor's office almost every week [02:00.20]He became so popular everybody'd speak [02:02.27]When he walked in they'd say (Hi Rick) [02:04.83]And when he passed by they'd say (Dumb Dick) [02:07.79]Really hard-headed cause he said he had juice [02:09.95]But it was cause of his hard head that he was so loose [02:12.52]He was in love with another girl every day [02:14.58]And when we asked him why he'd only say [02:17.12]I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun [02:19.93]I need a lotta girls can't have just one [02:22.09]I can understand that but this is kind of insane [02:24.39]Sometimes I wonder if his brain [02:27.15]Was his [02:28.96](D-d-d-du-du-dumb) (Dumb) [02:30.64](Dumb Dick) [02:32.34]Dumb Dick [02:36.55] [02:39.85]Dumb Dick [02:42.80] [03:16.39]He lost his girl when he lost his job [03:18.39]So to keep himself from livin like a no-good slob [03:20.80]He hustled on the streets cause he had no choice [03:23.19]And every day you'd hear his voice [03:25.32]Sayin "Jumbos I got it good" [03:27.96]But he never made the money that a hustler could [03:30.52]Cause when he was standin out on the corner [03:32.97]If a girl walked by he was right up on her [03:35.72]He was so hot his heat couldn't be measured [03:37.92]To him his business was his pleasure [03:40.30]A one-track mind and as a matter of fact [03:42.77]He changed his name to Daddy Mack [03:45.30]The people on the streets he was workin for [03:47.64]Cut him off now he's just plain old poor [03:50.10]And all his girls left because they never cared [03:52.53]The were leeches for a dollar and they got their share [03:54.80]Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick [03:57.45]And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick [04:01.10]Well he's still around but now he's a bum [04:03.43]Chasin bag ladies he's the same old Dumb [04:05.22]Dick [04:07.65]Dumb Dick [04:12.23]Dumb Dick [04:16.79]Dumb Dick [04:21.50]Dumb Dick