Bizarre Christmas Incident-Ben Folds

[ti:Bizarre Christmas Incident] [ar:Ben Folds] [al:Vault Volume II (1998-2003)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.20]Bizarre Christmas Incident - Ben Folds (本·佛尔兹) [00:01.53]Written by：Ben Folds [00:02.45] [00:25.79]Christmas Eve I didn't get much sleep [00:31.00] [00:32.74]I kept hearing things [00:35.07]Heavy breathing from the chimney [00:38.32]Who could it be [00:39.35] [00:55.27]In the morning [00:56.78] [00:58.66]I couldn't believe my eyes [01:00.61] [01:02.44]A whale of a corpe with a long white beard [01:06.01]Was dangling over the fire [01:07.78] [01:08.89]Oh Santa he's a big fat f**k [01:11.35] [01:12.58]Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck [01:15.09] [01:16.20]Oh honey call the lawyers fast [01:18.87] [01:19.93]'Cause Mrs Clause is gonna sue my a** [01:22.47] [01:23.16]Hey hey hey [01:24.61] [01:39.48]I gotta tell you folks [01:41.20] [01:42.93]He wasn't wearin' no clothes [01:44.81] [01:45.84]He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil [01:49.41]From his back down to his toes [01:52.10] [01:53.09]While I was talking to the cops outside [01:55.81] [01:56.82]The dog was lickin' Crisco off of his thighs [01:59.69] [02:00.57]They hauled him away in a double wide [02:03.34] [02:04.23]What a sad sad way to die [02:06.97] [02:07.68]Hey hey hey [02:08.61]Santa he's a big fat f**k [02:10.81] [02:11.65]Went down the chimney got his fat a** stuck [02:14.43] [02:15.50]Oh honey call the lawyers fast [02:18.19] [02:19.20]Mrs Claus is gonna sue our a**