Napoleon-Blossom Dearie

[ti:Napoleon] [ar:Blossom Dearie] [al:The Complete Verve Albums 1957-1961] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Napoleon (拿破仑) - Blossom Dearie (布劳森·黛瑞) [00:05.44]Written by：Arlen Harburg [00:10.88]Napoleon's a pastry [00:14.31] [00:15.77]Bismarck is a herring [00:18.43] [00:21.76]Alexander's a crème de cocoa mixed with rum [00:27.82] [00:31.00]And herbie hoover is a vacu um [00:37.57] [00:42.09]Columbus is a circle and a day off [00:46.17] [00:46.78]Pershing is a square what a payoff [00:51.24] [00:52.67]Julius caesar is just a salad on a shelf [00:58.26] [01:01.96]So little brother get wise to yourself [01:09.52] [01:13.39]Life's a bowl and dips fowl of cherry pits [01:18.14]Play it big and it throws you for a loop [01:22.65] [01:23.71]That's the way of fets [01:25.86] [01:26.69]Comes today we're great [01:29.02]Comes tomorrow we're tomato soup [01:33.89]Napoleon's a pastry [01:37.62] [01:39.90]Get this under your brow [01:43.60] [01:44.25]What once used to be a rooster [01:47.93]Is just a duster now [01:52.64] [02:02.85]Dubarry is a lipstick [02:05.71] [02:07.89]Pompadour's a hairdo [02:10.64] [02:13.57]Good queen Mary just floats along from pier to pier [02:20.04] [02:23.59]Venus de milo's just a pink brassiere [02:30.74] [02:34.12]Sir gladstone is a bag ain't it shocking [02:38.90] [02:39.70]And the mighty kaiser's just a stocking [02:44.14] [02:45.50]Czar of russia is now czar caviar [02:51.34] [02:54.73]And cleopatra is a black cigar [03:01.89] [03:06.51]Yes my honey lamb swift is just a ham [03:11.42]Lincoln's a tunnel coolidge is a dam [03:15.80] [03:16.88]Yes my noble lad comes today we're fads [03:21.98]Comes tomorrow we're subway ads [03:26.78]Homer is a swa at [03:29.28] [03:32.90]Get this under your brow [03:36.53] [03:37.06]All these big wheel controversials are just commercials now [03:44.58] [03:50.78]Better get your jug of wine and loaf of bread [03:54.71]Before that final bow