Slap & Tickle-Squeeze

[ti:Slap & Tickle] [ar:Squeeze] [al:Cool For Cats] [offset:0] [00:01.02]Slap & Tickle - Squeeze [00:22.49]She was frigid like a Bible [00:24.23]When she met her boyfriend Michael [00:26.48]He took her in his Zephyr [00:28.30]They sat like salt and pepper [00:30.16]Looking out across the city [00:31.54]From Lover's Leap is pretty [00:33.60]The lights they flick and flutter [00:35.34]He told her how he loved her [00:38.27]Next night he called for her [00:40.02]But Dad protected daughter [00:41.71]And told him she was poorly [00:43.58]A lie was told there surely [00:45.39]So Michael felt rejected [00:47.07]This wasn't quite expected [00:48.94]He drove off to his local [00:50.15] [00:51.02]Where he felt anti-social [00:52.90] [00:59.32]She cried all night at missing [01:01.32]The boy she could be kissing [01:03.13]While he was falling over [01:04.57]He drunk himself back sober [01:06.68]And went home in a taxi [01:08.68]And crashed out in the back seat [01:10.55]He slept just like a baby [01:12.24]Which he hadn't done just lately [01:14.11]He saw her in the morning [01:15.92]Out with his sister Pauline [01:17.23] [01:18.00]She felt all shy and soppy [01:19.87]He acted cool and cocky [01:21.68]He said tonight at Charlie's [01:23.61]There's going to be a party [01:25.55]I'll meet you at half seven [01:27.36]She visualised the heaven [01:31.48] [01:36.22]If you ever change your mind [01:39.97]Which you do from time to time [01:44.08]Never chew a pickle [01:45.83]With a little slap and tickle [01:47.45]You have to throw the stone [01:49.14]To get the pool to ripple [01:53.67] [01:58.66]That night they danced together [02:00.47]It looked like love forever [02:02.28]He put his hand on her leg [02:04.28]You should have heard what she said [02:06.21]He tried again much later [02:07.77]It seemed to aggravate her [02:09.83]He drove home in silence [02:11.64]Avoiding all violence [02:12.45] [02:13.62]She said let's watch the city [02:15.43]From Lover's Leap is pretty [02:17.17]I think I need the fresh air [02:19.11]She put a comb through her hair [02:20.92]Then while she turned to kiss him [02:22.98]And very nearly missed him [02:24.42]She put her hand on his leg [02:26.41]He felt her tongue in his head [02:32.22] [02:35.64]You If ever change your mind [02:37.59] [02:39.53]Which you do from time to time [02:43.53]Never chew a pickle [02:44.97]With a little slap and tickle [02:46.47]You have to throw the stone [02:48.33]To get the pool to ripple