X-M@$-Corey Taylor

[ti:X-M@$] [ar:Corey Taylor] [al:X-M@$] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]X-M@$ - Corey Taylor [00:13.84]There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree [00:16.89] [00:18.20]Gussied up with candy canes and balls [00:20.52] [00:21.70]Those carolers have kept me up for hours [00:24.70] [00:25.50]It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls [00:28.13] [00:29.44]Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing [00:32.00] [00:33.18]But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand [00:36.18] [00:36.92]It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools [00:40.69]But it'll surely make a fool out of every man [00:43.75] [00:44.57]HA If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [00:48.06] [00:49.06]You know where to stick those jingle bells [00:51.36] [00:52.49]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah [00:55.61] [00:56.60]And all you motherf**kers go to hell [00:59.10] [01:00.60]If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa [01:03.22] [01:04.27]Joy to the world and jack and coke [01:06.77] [01:08.34]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [01:10.96] [01:11.83]Cause I never anything but broke [01:14.33] [01:17.63]Now every year the malls are just a madhouse [01:20.37] [01:21.50]Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles [01:24.18] [01:25.31]Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit [01:27.99] [01:28.74]And those colored lights are f**king infantile [01:31.49] [01:32.48]I think we collectively as the people [01:35.60] [01:36.54]Should rise against this corporate jolly noise [01:39.23] [01:40.47]And tell the world:Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change [01:44.15]Before we spend it all on f**king toys [01:47.03] [01:47.90]HA So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [01:51.14] [01:52.27]You know where to stick those jingle bells [01:55.11] [01:56.22]If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah [01:58.78] [01:59.91]Fa la la la la go f**k yourself [02:02.42] [02:03.61]If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa [02:06.42] [02:07.60]Joy to the world of getting stoned [02:10.09] [02:11.66]If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas [02:14.34] [02:15.03]So leave this god damn scrooge the f**k alone [02:17.37] [02:18.18]HA MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS