I Feel Like A Milkshake-Martin Briley

[ti:I Feel Like A Milkshake] [ar:Martin Briley] [al:Salt In My Tears: The Complete Mercury Masters] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]I Feel Like A Milkshake - Martin Briley [00:00.57]She wore an apron that [00:01.73]Was covered in gravy stains [00:03.63]She had a little green book [00:05.22]And she had varicose veins [00:06.99]I was tired I was hungry [00:08.43]I was ready to snap [00:09.52]She dropped the steaming gumbo [00:10.72]Right in my lap [00:11.95] [00:12.94]I was alone [00:13.65]Otherwise I would have trashed the place [00:15.78]But I was soothed by the Muzak [00:17.40]And a beautiful face [00:18.51]The meat was chewy and [00:19.68]The chicken was bland [00:20.86] [00:21.63]I'm not a pigeon [00:22.66]But she had me eating [00:23.70]Out of her hand [00:24.94] [00:25.92]And I feel and I feel [00:27.53]And I feel like a milkshake [00:29.94] [00:30.48]I never ordered a slice [00:31.71]Of life ala mode [00:33.57]What I need is an earthquake [00:35.73]I could hide in a crack [00:37.27]In the road [00:38.12] [00:39.40]And I feel like a milkshake [00:41.72] [00:55.37]She started sponging my pants [00:56.43]It really tickled [00:57.42] [00:57.95]She took my plate and sank [00:59.24]Her teeth into my pickle [01:00.39] [01:01.00]She sat down in my lap and [01:02.67]Started picking my teeth [01:04.29]She was naked as a baby underneath [01:05.90] [01:06.68]We were lost in a dream [01:07.73]On a bed of fluffy rice [01:09.66]When I was grabbed by the chef [01:10.73]He had a grip like a vise [01:12.85]He had gold medallions [01:14.20]And a hairy chest [01:15.80]I gave him back his wife [01:17.17]But he was still depressed [01:19.42] [01:20.34]And I feel and I feel [01:21.64]And I feel like a milkshake [01:23.56] [01:24.37]I never ordered a slice [01:25.57]Of life ala mode [01:27.45]What I need is an earthquake [01:29.66]I could hide in a crack [01:31.11]In the road [01:32.23] [01:33.22]And I feel like a milkshake [01:35.81] [02:21.87]I tipped heavy so they wouldn't think [02:23.33]The English were mean [02:24.22]I saw a ground beef patty [02:26.00]Hit the coffee machine [02:27.71]I could tell this gorilla [02:28.89]Was the moody kind [02:30.23]I could have used a doggy bag [02:31.68]But I changed my mind [02:33.18]One of these hungry days [02:34.41]When my luck runs dry [02:35.73]I'm gonna meet that [02:36.90]Great Soda Jerk in the sky [02:38.82]He'll set the blender [02:39.72]For that final frappe [02:41.29]Wipe the fudge from his beard [02:43.06]And then he'll probably say [02:44.84] [02:46.07]Do you feel do you feel [02:47.49]Do you feel like a milkshake [02:49.36] [02:50.35]At the end of your slice [02:51.81]Of life a la mode [02:53.31]We could split a [02:54.16]Devil's food cake [02:55.39]But the man with the van [02:56.77]Never showed [02:57.84] [02:59.02]So we'll both have a milkshake