The Old Dun Cow-The Futureheads

[ti:The Old Dun Cow] [ar:The Futureheads] [al:Rant Bonus Version] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Old Dun Cow - The Futureheads [00:00.91]Tom Brown and I in the local pub [00:03.11]Were playing dominos one night [00:04.36] [00:05.25]When all of a sudden in the postman rushed [00:07.82]His face all chalky white [00:08.76] [00:09.49]"Hey what's up " said Brown [00:11.13]"Have you seen a ghost [00:12.54]Have you seen your Aunty Mariah " [00:14.44] [00:15.07]"Well me Aunt Mariah be blown" said he [00:17.29] [00:18.07]"The bloody pub's on fire " [00:19.66] [00:20.34]Oh there was Brown upside down [00:23.51]He was moppin' up the whisky on the floor [00:25.99]"Booze booze " the firemen cried [00:28.14]As they came knockin' at the door [00:29.84] [00:30.45]Don't let them 'in til it's all mopped up [00:33.13]Somebody shouted MacIntyre MACINTYRE [00:35.52] [00:36.11]And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk [00:38.47] [00:39.50]When the Old Dun Cow caught fire [00:41.82] [00:43.33]"On fire " says Brown What a bit of luck [00:46.40]Everybody follow me [00:47.09] [00:48.19]Down in the cellar [00:49.43]Where the fire isn't there [00:50.71]We will have a gay old spree " [00:52.60]So we all went down with good old Brown [00:54.94]The beer we could not miss [00:56.28] [00:56.95]And we hadn't been but ten minutes there [00:58.89] [00:59.74]'Til we were bloody pissed [01:01.24] [01:01.91]Oh there was Brown upside down [01:04.90]He was moppin' up the whisky on the floor [01:07.13]"Booze booze " the firemen cried [01:09.42]As they came knockin' at the door [01:10.96] [01:11.67]Don't let them 'in til it's all mopped up [01:14.43]Somebody shouted MacIntyre MACINTYRE [01:17.16]And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk [01:19.35] [01:20.35]When the Old Dun Cow caught fire [01:22.98] [01:24.65]Oh Jones did rush to the port wine tub [01:27.27]And gave it just a few hard knocks [01:28.86] [01:29.39]Started takin' off his pantaloons [01:31.30]Likewise his shoes and socks [01:32.45] [01:33.14]Hey what's up said Brown [01:34.61]"If you want to wash your feet [01:36.52]There's a tub of booze down here [01:37.84] [01:38.62]Don't wash your trousers in the port wine tub [01:41.03] [01:41.71]When we there's lots of Carling lager beer " [01:43.99]Oh there was Brown upside down [01:47.66]He was moppin' up the whisky on the floor [01:49.51] [01:50.07]"Booze booze " the firemen cried [01:52.23]As they came knockin' at the door [01:53.86] [01:54.57]Don't let them in 'til it's all mopped up [01:57.17]Somebody shouted MacIntyre MACINTYRE [01:59.62] [02:00.27]And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk [02:02.33] [02:03.60]When the Old Dun Cow caught fire [02:05.99] [02:07.25]All of a sudden there's a bloody big bang [02:09.57]And half the flamin' roof gave away [02:10.93] [02:11.55]And we were drowned in the firemen's hose [02:13.67]But were all still going gay [02:15.07] [02:15.95]So we got some tacks and some old tin scraps [02:18.44]And boarded ourselves inside [02:19.58] [02:20.53]And we kept on drinking good old Scotch [02:22.56] [02:23.23]'Til we were bleary-eyed [02:24.64] [02:25.46]Oh there was Brown upside down [02:28.74]He was moppin' up the whisky on the floor [02:31.00]"Booze booze " the firemen cried [02:33.23]As they came knockin' at the door [02:34.72] [02:35.44]Don't let them 'in til it's all mopped up [02:37.91]Somebody shouted MacIntyre MACINTYRE [02:41.00]And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk [02:43.27] [02:44.58]When the Old Dun Cow caught fire