My Old Man's A Dustman-Lonnie Donegan

[ti:My Old Man's A Dustman] [ar:Lonnie Donegan] [al:Puttin' On The Style] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]My Old Man's A Dustman (我爸爸是清洁工) - Lonnie Donegan [00:00.95]Now here's a little story [00:02.81] [00:04.81]To tell it is a must [00:07.12] [00:09.86]About an unsung hero [00:12.02] [00:13.74]That moves away your dust [00:16.69] [00:18.99]Some people make a fortune [00:20.01] [00:21.52]Others earn a mint [00:23.36] [00:25.39]My old man don't earn much [00:27.75] [00:29.28]In fact he's flippin' skint [00:33.25] [00:36.76]Oh my old man's a dustman [00:38.53] [00:39.05]He wears a dustman's hat [00:40.69]He wears cor-blimey trousers [00:42.62]And he lives in a council flat [00:44.77]He looks a proper nana [00:46.45]In his great big hobnail boots [00:48.07] [00:48.63]He's got such a job to pull them up [00:50.61]That he calls 'em daisy roots [00:51.96] [00:55.15]Some folks give tips at Christmas [00:57.25]And some of them forget [00:58.44] [00:59.12]So when he picks their bins up [01:01.09]He spills some on the step [01:02.34] [01:02.94]Now one old man got nasty [01:04.29] [01:04.88]And to the council wrote [01:06.13] [01:06.72]Next time my old man went 'round there [01:08.69]He punched him up the throat [01:10.33]Oh my old man's a dustman [01:11.89] [01:12.45]He wears a dustman's hat [01:13.75] [01:14.32]He wears cor-blimey trousers [01:16.22]And he lives in a council flat [01:18.12]I say I say Les [01:18.92] [01:19.68]Yes? [01:20.05] [01:20.61]I 'er I found a police dog in my dustbin [01:23.24]Well how do you do know he's a police dog? [01:24.72]He had a policeman with him [01:25.94] [01:29.16]Though my old man's a dustman [01:31.34]He's got an 'eart of gold [01:32.52] [01:33.53]He got married recently [01:34.49] [01:35.04]Though he's eighty-six years old [01:36.38] [01:37.04]We said "'Ere hang on Dad [01:38.28] [01:38.85]You're getting past your prime" [01:40.23] [01:40.78]He said "Well when you get to my age [01:42.78]It helps to pass the time" [01:44.55]Oi! My old man's a dustman [01:46.47]He wears a dustman's hat [01:47.80] [01:48.31]He wears cor-blimey trousers [01:50.14]And he lives in a council flat [01:51.68]I say I say I say! [01:52.64] [01:53.21]Huh? [01:53.87]My dustbin's full of lilies [01:55.39]Well throw 'em away then! [01:56.74]I can't Lily's wearing them [01:57.95] [02:01.20]Now one day whilst in a hurry [02:02.82] [02:03.37]He missed a lady's bin [02:04.62] [02:05.26]He hadn't gone but a few yards [02:07.18]When she chased after him [02:08.49] [02:09.08]"What game do you think you're playing?" [02:10.91]She cried right from the 'eart [02:12.77]"You've missed me am I too late?" [02:14.68]"No jump up on the cart!" [02:16.48]Oi! My old man's a dustman [02:18.68]He wears a dustman's hat [02:19.90] [02:20.49]He wears cor-blimey trousers [02:22.20]And he lives in a council flat [02:23.90]I say I say I say! [02:26.22] [02:26.91]Not you again! [02:27.45] [02:28.01]My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools [02:30.70]How do you know it's full? [02:32.41]'Cause there's not mushroom inside [02:34.01] [02:37.20]He found a tiger's head one day [02:39.48]Nailed to a piece of wood [02:41.26]The tiger looked like miserable [02:43.13]But I suppose he should [02:44.40] [02:45.00]Just then from out a window [02:46.19] [02:46.91]A voice began to wail [02:48.12] [02:48.72]It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?" [02:50.88]"Four foot from his tail" [02:52.53]Oh my old man's a dustman [02:54.52]He wears a dustman's hat [02:56.38]He wears cor-blimey trousers [02:57.66] [02:58.25]And he lives in a council flat [03:00.11]Next time you see a dustman [03:01.48] [03:02.13]Looking all pale and sad [03:03.36] [03:03.93]Don't kick him in the dustbin [03:05.21] [03:05.82]It might be my old dad