Press Conference-Chris Rock

Press Conference - Chris Rock Hello Ladies and Gentlemen I'm Hally Neilson from BTT Television And tonight is the night we've all waited for Tonight, I bring you My exclusive interview with OJ Simpson And as an added bonus guest Good friend of his Ike Turner has come to join him Now let's start OJ, can you tell everyone where your from? Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA) And when you got rich where did you move? Straight Outta Compton (Straight Outta Compton - NWA) Ike, where are you from? Brooklyn Zoo (Ol' Dirty Bastard - Brooklyn Zoo) Now Ike it seems that OJ has stolen alot of your thunder With the domestic violence issue How do you rate yourself? I'm the King (Hit It Run - Run DMC) Now OJ I know your in therapy but When was the last time you actually hit Nicole? 1989 (Fight the Power - Public Enemy) And what did she say? Whoo ha, Whoo ha (Whoo Ha - Busta Rhymes) OJ, what first attracted you to Nicole? I like big butts and I cannot lie (Baby Got Back - Sir Mix a Lot) What was she wearing? Pumps and a bump, pumps and a bump, we like the girls with the pumps and a bump (Pumps and a Bump - MC Hammer) Now OJ, this is the question all my viewers want an answer to OJ, why did you run? Murder was the case that they gave me (Murder Was the Case - Snoop Doggy Dogg) So your in the back of the Bronco Gun to your head Just my own curiosity but what was AC saying? Don't, don't, don't, don't (Don't Believe the Hype - Public Enemy) Now OJ of course you know that alot of people are upset that you're a free man What about Haraldo, what do you have to say to Haraldo? I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out (Mama Said Knock You Out - LL Cool J) And what about Nicole Do you still think about Nicole? When I'm alone in my room Sometimes I stare at the wall And in the back of my mind I hear my conscious call (I Need Love - LL Cool J) Now, if you'll excuse me OJ Let's just move to Ike for a moment Now when you married Tina And you delivered your vows Certainly you said something I'm sure that was wonderful and loving and beautiful What are some of the things that you said? I keep my foot in your a** and wouldn't give a f**k Get out her pocket, b**ch you gettin' beat up (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short) Now certainly Ike you can't be all bad What was your childhood like? I used to have alot of b**ches (All My B**ches Are Gone - Too Short) Now OJ there was a mountain of evidence against you Including a footprint What kind of shoes were you wearing? My Adidas (My Adidas - Run DMC) Now Johnnie Cochran of course we know that he came up with the wacky little slogan "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" Now are there any other silly slogans that he brought to your attention? Too legit, too legit to quit (Too Legit To Quit - MC Hammer) Now how do you feel about the LAPD? F**k the police (F**k the Police - NWA) Now what was the most Polite thing that Mark Fuhrman ever said to you? Nigger n****r n****r n****r n****r Nigger, please (Niggaz 4 Life -NWA) Now OJ, certainly you never took the stand But had you taken the stand What would you have said? Give me something you can't understand Or I can just k**l a man (How I Could Just k**l a Man - Cypress Hill) Did you just admit to the crime? Don't quote me boy, cuz I ain't sayin sh*t (Boyz-N-the-Hood - Eazy E) Now OJ, Ike were about to wrap this up right here Do you have any last words? See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads (repeated until end) (Crossroad - Bone Thugs N Harmony)